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the doors = drugs out the ying-yang
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drugs out the ying-yang = rehab
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rehab = another montreal hockey team
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flyman = Bakery Enthusiast
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Bakery Enthusiast = always rolling
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always rolling = no E to sell
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no E to sell = pissed off candy ravers
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pissed off candy ravers = the end of the world as we know it
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purgatory |
purgatory = a not so bad, not so good --so so-- vacation spot
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sphere of influence = Flymans bong
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Modified Swedish made penis enlarger = The Suck-O-Lux 3000
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The Suck-O-Lux 3000 = Bill Clinton's Best Friend
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Bill Clinton's Best Friend = Monica
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Monica = The Big Lewinsky
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The Big Lewinsky = the big non story.
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splck = cooler than you.
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cooler than you = not as cool as i am
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Edit: Beaten to it! Blurgh!
ok, not as cool as i am = I am king! |
I am king = fat, constipated and dead on the toilet.
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fat, constipated and dead on the toilet = If I could choose anyway to die... it'd be this
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If I could choose anyway to die... it'd be this = Falling out of an airplane
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Falling out of an airplane = lethal
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Lethal = explosive boul movements
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Explosive Boul Movements = Bad Case of Diarrhea
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explosive bowl movements = should have remembered to buy toilet paper
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should have remembered to buy toilet paper = stuck in a shitty situation
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stuck in a shitty situation = wife catches you at the girlfriend's place
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wife catches you at the girlfriend's place = Threesome?
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Threesome? = *ding ding ding * three thumbs up:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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money growing on tree = no job
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no job = no fellatio
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