the imminent annihilation of mankind = (in japanese) "look, ma, the enola gay!"

(in japanese) "look, ma, the enola gay!" = A line from Pinku Froydu's immortal tune, "Sayonara Brue Sky."

(Please forgive me the cheap r/l confusion joke. I had the picture in my head of what Pink Floyd would be like if they had been Japanese, and that was the quickest way I could think to get it across.)

A line from Pinku Froydu's immortal tune, "Sayonara Brue Sky." = Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the
promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue
sky?

Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the
promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue
sky? = Mama do you think they'll try to break my balls?

Mamma do you think they'll try to break my balls = the last thing he said before they packed him off to Alaskan Military school.

the last thing he said before they packed him off to Alaskan Military school = Huh? Mukluks?

Huh? Mukluks? = "I have a tiny penis" in Aleut

"I have a tiny penis" in Aleut = me peepee no longlong

me peepee no longlong = me get laughed at by women.

me get laughed at by women = hopping up and down while displaying a mangina.

hopping up and down while displaying a mangina = being able to wear your mothers thong

being able to wear your mother's thong = i lost weight

I lost weight = I ate less and excercized more.

I ate less and excercized more = Richard Simmons' mantra

Richard Simmons' mantra = "Come-on girls"

Come on girls = Ron Jeremy

= icon

icon = treasured item of religious significance

treasured item of religious significance = the painting on the ceiling of the sistine chapel

the painting on the ceiling of the sistine chapel = has recently been cleaned, stirring much controversy

has recently been cleaned, stirring much controversy = Eminem's closet

Eminem's closet = light 1 homosexual

light 1 homosexual = gay guy with a flash light

gay guy with a flashlight = "TLC's Trading Spaces (tm) After Dark"

"TLC's Trading Spaces (tm) After Dark" = something i know nothing about

something i know about = the simpsons and hardcore nudity

the simpsons and hardcore nudity = an anomaly

love = happiness

^^^ ??????

an anomaly=standing up for yourself

(Kids, Don't post drunk.)

standing up for yourself = letting go of the walker

letting go of the walker=letting Chuck Noris live his life as Chuck

letting Chuck Nor(r)is live his life as Chuck = the eyes of texas aren't upon you

the eyes of texas aren't upon you = a pretty darn good thing

a pretty darn good thing = titties and beer

titties and beer = the cause of planetary rotation.

the cause of planetary rotation= love

Love = the cause of all problems

the cause of all problems=selfishness

selfishness = eventually sleeping alone again