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the imminent annihilation of mankind = (in japanese) "look, ma, the enola gay!"
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(in japanese) "look, ma, the enola gay!" = A line from Pinku Froydu's immortal tune, "Sayonara Brue Sky."
(Please forgive me the cheap r/l confusion joke. I had the picture in my head of what Pink Floyd would be like if they had been Japanese, and that was the quickest way I could think to get it across.) |
A line from Pinku Froydu's immortal tune, "Sayonara Brue Sky." = Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the
promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky? |
Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter when the
promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath a clear blue sky? = Mama do you think they'll try to break my balls? |
Mamma do you think they'll try to break my balls = the last thing he said before they packed him off to Alaskan Military school.
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the last thing he said before they packed him off to Alaskan Military school = Huh? Mukluks?
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Huh? Mukluks? = "I have a tiny penis" in Aleut
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"I have a tiny penis" in Aleut = me peepee no longlong
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me peepee no longlong = me get laughed at by women.
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me get laughed at by women = hopping up and down while displaying a mangina.
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hopping up and down while displaying a mangina = being able to wear your mothers thong
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being able to wear your mother's thong = i lost weight
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I lost weight = I ate less and excercized more.
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I ate less and excercized more = Richard Simmons' mantra
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Richard Simmons' mantra = "Come-on girls"
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Come on girls = Ron Jeremy
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icon = treasured item of religious significance
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treasured item of religious significance = the painting on the ceiling of the sistine chapel
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the painting on the ceiling of the sistine chapel = has recently been cleaned, stirring much controversy
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has recently been cleaned, stirring much controversy = Eminem's closet
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Eminem's closet = light 1 homosexual
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light 1 homosexual = gay guy with a flash light
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gay guy with a flashlight = "TLC's Trading Spaces (tm) After Dark"
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"TLC's Trading Spaces (tm) After Dark" = something i know nothing about
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something i know about = the simpsons and hardcore nudity
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the simpsons and hardcore nudity = an anomaly
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love = happiness
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^^^ ??????
an anomaly=standing up for yourself |
(Kids, Don't post drunk.)
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standing up for yourself = letting go of the walker |
letting go of the walker=letting Chuck Noris live his life as Chuck
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letting Chuck Nor(r)is live his life as Chuck = the eyes of texas aren't upon you
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the eyes of texas aren't upon you = a pretty darn good thing
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a pretty darn good thing = titties and beer
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titties and beer = the cause of planetary rotation.
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the cause of planetary rotation= love
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Love = the cause of all problems
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the cause of all problems=selfishness
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selfishness = eventually sleeping alone again
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