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Bill O'Rights = stuck way down there underneath the constitution
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stuck way down there underneath the constitution = a big fat hen cock...er...I mean Hancock!
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Hancock = one big ass signature
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one big ass signature = Hancock's under the Declaration of Independence
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Hancock's under the Decalaration of Independence = one handed satisfaction
<small>le omg. did i type that out loud?</small> |
one handed satisfaction = ice cream cone ;)
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ice cream cone = italian ice gone dairy
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Italian Ice gone dairy = more jobs for the heffers
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more jobs for the heifers = happy bulls
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Happy Bulls = Horney Beasts
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Horny Beasts = sailors on leave
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sailors on leave = young, dumb and full of cum.
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young, dumb and full of cum = Paris Hilton
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Paris Hilton = My Dog
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My dog = nonexistant
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nonexistant = my chances of getting this public relations strategy/essay in by tuesday.
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my chances of getting this public relations strategy/essay in by tuesday = zip, zilch, nada
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Zip, Zilch, Nada = 3 ugly sisters I knew in High School
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3 ugly sisters I knew in High School = three-quarters of the Butt sisters
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three-quarters of the Butt sisters=one Butt sister too few
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one Butt sister too few = bertha, bella, betty, or bathsheba...you decide
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bertha, bella, betty, or bathsheba = the asses I tapped last night
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the asses I tapped last night = not as good as the keg of beer I tapped last night
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not as good as the keg of beer I tapped last night = a dead skunk in the middle of the road
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a dead skunk in the middle of the road = an accident waiting to happen
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An accident waiting to happen = National Chainsaw Expo free beer booth.
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National Chainsaw Expo free beer booth = Lots of flesh wounds.
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Lots of flesh wounds - was not found in the movie by monty python
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was not found in the movie by monty python = llamas
(i hope someone who knows the movie well enough sees why this is funyn and laughs their ass off) |
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
*ass falls to the floor* llamas = 2 humps and a lot of hair |
2 humps and a lot of hair = my mother-in-law.
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my mother-in-law = was a sweetheart (sorry, just can't say anything bad about her, rest her soul...)
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was a sweetheart = marilyn monroe
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marilyn monroe = uncle phil's phavorite
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uncle phil's "favorite" = aunt phil
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uncle phil = a super moderator
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a super moderator = something I will never be
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something I will never be = a tree
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a tree = something that is planted that brings life to an area
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something that is planted that brings life to an area = crabgrass
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