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eventually sleeping alone again = peace, at last.
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peace, at last = death
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death = your warranty running out
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your warranty running out = there go the new nikes
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Quote:
(weeeeeeeeee......leave tomorrow to go there and wreck my nikes) look out mickey mouse......... flyman is on his way |
walkin' all day in disneyland = flyman's wet dream
(have a good time - I am very jealous) |
flyman's wet dream = one hot sweaty evening with Snow White and Minnie Mouse!!!
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One hot sweaty evening with show white an minnie mouse= a very odd form of herpes
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a very odd form of herpes = himpes
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himpes = something your doctor won't even touch
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something your doctor won't even touch = Michael Jackson
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Michael Jackson = Lover of life, music, and 10 year olds.
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Lover of life, music, and 10 year olds= ME
(loving the kids in a different sort of way, of course) |
Me = the person I spend the most time with
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the person I spend the most time with = my wife
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your wife=my mistress
;) Only kidding ...or am I? :eek: |
my mistress=I don't have one
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i don't have one = vagina
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vagina = this could be a tough nut to crack
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this could be a tough nut to crack = unlce phil's obsession with Marilyn
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unlce phil's obsession with Marilyn = psycho-babble psychology
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psycho-babble psychology = modern psychiatry
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modern psychiatry = give 'em prozac
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give 'em prozac = the next halloween candy
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the next halloween candy = Atkins Endulge Chocolate Bar
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Atkins Indulge Chocolate Bar = an insult to chocolate bars
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Insult to Chocolate Bars = Hershey's w/o almonds
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Hershey's w/o almonds = 1/3rd s'more
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1/3rd s'more = 1/3rd of a treat I don't like
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1/3rd of a treat I don't like = rose petals
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rose petals = overrated flower used to get in the girlies pants
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overrated flower used to get in the girlies pants = Jasmin
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Jasmin= sweet seductive smell
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sweet seductive smell = a beautiful woman walking through the halls of my mind
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a beautiful woman walking through the halls of my mind = claustrophobia
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claustrophobia = a real bitch
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a real bitch = christina aguillera
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christina aguilera = long overdue for the Playboy pictorial
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Long overdue for the Playboy pictoral = Alyson Hannigan
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Alyson Hannigan = Bill O'Rights
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