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an alternate reverse polarity = potentialy dangerous situation
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potential(l)y dangerous situation = ooooohhh, the political possibility...
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oooohhhhh, the political possiblity="bad" boys taking over the country
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"bad" boys taking over the country = Biker REVOLUTION
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biker REVOLUTION = the Tour de France + too much champagne
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the TOUR de France + too much champagne = wobbly wheels
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too many wobbly pops = screaming diarreah
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screaming diarreah = welcome home, nirvana
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welcome home, nirvana = courtney love + heroin + guns.
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courtney love + heroin + guns = a huge gaping <b>hole</b> in the hearts of many nirvana fans
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a huge gaping hole in the hearts of many nirvana fans = the death of grunge
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the death of grunge = an abstract concept in my mind
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an abstract concept in my mind = very interesting when it appears...
(What the hell is a wobbly pop??) |
very interesting when it appears = a hard-on in church
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a hard-on in church = must keep hidden
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must keep hidden = dead prostitute in the trunk of the car
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dead prostitute in the trunk of the car = must have been some bad sex
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= not enough wobbly pops (wobbly pops are beers cowudders) |
not enough wobbly pops =
nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear (than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer) (cheers slim) |
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(cheers to you slim) |
a lack of trips to the john
= extra trips to the laudramat (oh, yeah... cheers, slim) |
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(hey slim,.....cheers) |
my fucking washing machine is toast = my dryer couldn't melt butter
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my dryer couldn't melt butter = my butter got licked by my cat
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my butter got licked by my cat = feline cholesterol intoxication
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feline cholerterol intoxication = cheap thrill
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cheap thrill = one cut of a janis joplin/big brother album
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one cut of a janis joplin/big brother album = the difference between a pearl of wisdom and one of foolishness
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cheap thrill = {getting beaten to it}
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the difference between broke and destitute = bankruptcy
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bankruptcy = the cool thing to declare in the late '80s.
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The cool thing to declare in the late '80s = Maiden Rulez!
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Maiden Rulez! = what the heads said
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what the heads said = "give us back our bodies so we can fuck again"
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"give us back our bodies so we can fuck again" = Giant Hamburger's Headless Zombie Slaves.
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Giant Hamburger's Headless Zombie Slaves =Zee largest army of Headless Zombie Slaves in zee Vorld!!!!
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Zee largest army of Headless Zombie Slaves in zee Vorld!!!! = the imminent annihilation of mankind.
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