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finally getting lower car insurance rates
=switching to Geico |
finally getting lower car insurance rates = broke as hell
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^^^ missed it by a second, buddy ;)
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switching to Geico = having to deal with that little lizard
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having to deal with that little lizzard=changing the channel
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changing the channel = getting a sex-change operation
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getting a sex change operation=hedwig & the angry inch
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hedwig & the angry inch = something I know nothing about
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something i know nothing about=the pain of childbirth
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the pain of childbirth = is not near as bad as the pain of a colicky infant stage
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is not near as bad as the pain of a colicky infant stage = a dull stick in the eye
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= shitty news |
shitty news = finding out that your pet duck just got eaten by a mad cow
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finding out that your pet duck just got eaten by a mad cow=isn't likely to happen
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isn't likely to happen=Bush stopping the war
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Bush stopping the war=Iraq breaking out in cival war and genocide.
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Iraq breaking out in civil war and genocide = a truly sad thing
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a truly sad thing = somebody drop kicking a small dog
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Somebody drop kicking a small dog=animal cruelty
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animal cruelty=human entertainment
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human entertainment=various activities, from tv to sports
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various activites, from tv to sports = a good excuse to drink with your buds
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a good excuse to drink with your buds=hayden christianson's birthday
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hayden christianson's bday= a good excuse to grope cherriesue
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a good excuse to grope cherriesue = a happy day
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a happy day=a day i am groped
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= bonerville:D |
bonerville = an upcoming nap
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an upcoming nap=nowhere in my future
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nowhere in my future=being attractive
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being attractive=someone with a warm heart, a pretty smile and a rockin' booty
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someone with a warm heart, a pretty smile and a rockin' booty = bundy
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bundy=is that part of the secret game?
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is that part of the secret game = i cant tell you
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i can't tell you= who my daddy is
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the dude who slept with my momma=mail man
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mail man=blue shorts
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blue shorts=something I am not currently wearing at this time
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something I am not currently wearing at this time=a g string
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