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proving "who's your daddy" = common hobby of daytime TV
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= inciting fights between family members onstage, on live television
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inciting fights between family members onstage, on live television = generally reserved for people from the southern states (no offence everyone)
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generally reserved for people from the southern states (no offence everyone)
= chitlins and collared greens with apologies included. |
chitlins and collard (correct spelling xD) greens with apologies included = talking vegetables?
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(Sorry, _fire, I never use a spell checker...heh)
talking vegetables = impossibilities |
Impossibilities = Getting a man to understand the real issue behind the toilet seat controversy
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(Who invented toilet seats, anyway?)
Getting a man to understand the real issue behind the toilet seat controversy = another sexist issue. |
another sexist issue = the typical dismissal of the male who doesn't understand the real story behind sexist issues
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the typical dismissal of the male who doesn't understand the real story behind sexist issues = something I would do
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something I would do = dismissing sexist issues because sexism sucks.
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dismissing sexist issues because sexism sucks = a huge truth known to surprisingly few
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a huge truth known to surprisingly few = valuable uncommon knowledge.
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valuable uncommon knowledge = TEQUILA!
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Tequila = Clothing eraser
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Clothing eraser = the hot summer sun
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the hot summer sun = ideal weather for TEQUILA!
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ideal weather for TEQUILA! = any weather!
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any weather = beats the alternative
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(waits to see if someone will take the bait on "beats the alternative", so tempting...)
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(I personally got nothing, lol go for it Sharon)
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so someone lets the circle be broken?
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beats the alternative = wanking with sex toys
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wanking with sex toys = something I've yet to experience
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(wanking with sex toys = something I've yet to experience) = a crying shame especially if you're a girl
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a crying shame especially if you're a girl = not being able to coordinate your clothing. (MSU)
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Not being able to coordinate your clothing = A symptom of colourblindness or lack of style
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A symptom of colourblindness or lack of style = social dysfunctionality
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social dysfunctionality = GeeDub
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= reverse of budeeg
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geedub fo esrever
provides no sound basis for haiku! |
= or nuculer disaster
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or nucular disaster = Mispronouncing armageddon.
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= I'm a gettin'
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I'm a gettin' = opposite of i'm not a gettin'
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opposite of i'm not a gettin' = i'm not a puttin'
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i'm not a puttin = i'm not a golfin'
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i'm not a golfin' = I'm not a dolphin.
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= affirmations of a killer whale
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Quote:
= the names dick........moby dick |
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