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it's all about the girth = hot dogs
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Hot Dogs = Meat scraps
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Meat scraps = supersize it
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= boob job |
boob job = pancakes and icky vains
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pancakes and icky veins = ihop with extra syrup
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ihop with extra syrup = there is always someone fatter
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= big people need lovin' too |
big people need lovin' too = look what happened to andre the giant
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look what happened to andre the giant = pathetic greed
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pathetic greed = Film Producer Jerry Bruckheimer
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Film Producer Jerry Bruckheimer = Never forgiven for "FlashDance"
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never forgiven for "FlashDance" = mr. T
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mr. T = His pity out ways his gold chains
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His pity outweighs his gold chains = the guy in the second kiosk after you take the left at macys...
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Quote:
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the electrician from down the street = they guy who is fucking your girlfriend
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the goy who is fucking your girlfriend = better be you
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= i'd rather be me. |
i'd rather be me = me, too
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me, too = Three's Company
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Three's Company = ARG! Joyce DeWitt is attacking!!!! Everybody run!!
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ARG! Joyce DeWitt is attacking!!!! Everybody run!! = the knock on the door was the giveaway
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the knock on the door was the giveaway = Ed McMahon Killed JFK
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Ed McMahon killed JFK=Grassy Knoll...You are correct sir...Yes!
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Grassy Knoll...You are correct sir...Yes! = others say she needs a razor
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Quote:
= shine that puppy up |
shine that puppy up = a new way to clean your pet
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Quote:
= spank your monkey with a wash cloth |
spank your monkey with a wash cloth = clean and mean
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clean and mean = Craig "Iron Head" Heyward
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Craig "Iron Head" Heyward = strong, like ox
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strong, like ox = dumb like bush
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dumb like bush = Bush
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= forest *much better than Bush* |
Forest = I can't see through these trees
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I can't see through these trees = You need glasses
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You need glasses = stupid referree!
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Stupid referee = The immaculate reception
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The immaculate reception = tonight on Spike TV!
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