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is there another oprah clone?=maybe is Africa
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maybe is Africa = certainly is Ceylon
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certainly is Ceylon = a common misspelling/mispronunciation for Celine Dion's first name
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a common misspelling/mispronunciation for Celine Dion's first name = egotestic
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egotistic = bombastic
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Led fucking Zeppelin = Boring
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Boring = stale cheese
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stale cheese = a mouse that doesnt care
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a mouse that doesn't care = a dead mouse, indeed
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a dead mouse, indeed = oops, i forgot to plug it back in
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oops, I forgot to plug it back in = the house is burning down and the smoke alarm is silent.
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the house is burning down and the smoke alarm is silent = the roof. the roof. the roof is on fire. we dont need no water, let the mother fucker burn!
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the roof. the roof. the roof is on fire. we dont need no water, let the mother fucker burn!=been covered in every music genre
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been covered in every music genre="the" nasty breakup
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"the" nasty breakup = a messy divorce
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a messy divorce = "the" end of the marriage
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"the" end of the marriage = when one door is closed, another is open
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when one door is closed, another is open = loss of life
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loss of life = buying the farm
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buying the farm = milking the maids
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Milking the maids = tossing off a batch of orphans
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tossing off a batch of orphans = eating the malformed cookies
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eating the malformed cookies = why'd you cook 'em in the first place?
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EAT IT RAW=flyman's mantra
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flyman's mantra = words to live by
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words to live by = Never get involved in a land war in Asia and never shake hands with a Sicillian when Death is on the line.
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Never shake hands with a Sicillian when Death is on the line = Gaetano Badalamenti dead at age 80
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Gaetano Badalamenti dead at age 80 = intriguing years
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intriguing years = the early 80's
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the early 80's = a time of experimentation and cut cocaine
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a time of experimentation and cut cocaine=now
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now=the only time there is
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The only time there is= The meaning of life
Man, I feel sorry for whoever is next |
The meaning of life = To figure out the Meaning of Life
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To figure out the Meaning of Life = is a task no man should endure by himself.
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A task no man should endure by himself= Sex
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sa-fucking-weet = flyman's opinion on pot
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