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crabgrass = taking over my back yard
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taking over my back yard = rainbow lorrikeets, soldier birds and currawongs.
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rainbow lorrikeets, soldier birds and currawongs = all have wings
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all have wings=one of my phobias
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one of my phobias = surviving a plane crash in the middle of now where with several overweight woman
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surviving a plane crash in the middle of now where with several overweight woman = guaranteed recipiant of cannibalism
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guaranteed recipiant of cannibalism = Jeff Dahmers new roommate
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Jeff Dahmer's new roommate = Someone about to lose their head.
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Someone about to lose their head = a 1971 bobble head doll
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1971 bobble head doll=Roberto Clemente
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Roberto Clemente=Home Runner
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Home Runner = Pete Rose
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= gambler |
gambler = Kenny "Roasted Chicken" Rogers
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Kenny "Roasted Chicken" Rogers = 80's icon
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80's icon = Madonna
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Madonna = a gal who clawed her way to fame
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a gal who clawed her way to fame = pussy galore
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pussy galore=humane society
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humane society = PETA
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PETA = a tasty flatbread
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a tasty flatbread=focaccia
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= balsamic vinegar and extra virgin olive oil |
balsamic vinegar and extra virgin olive oil = is a staple of the italian tradition
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is a staple of the italian tradition = omnes gallia est divisa in tres partes
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omnes gallia est divisa in tres partes = What The?
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What The?= Fuck
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= the most versatile word in the english language |
the most versatile word in the english language = A
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A = an abbreviated eiffel tower
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an abbreviated eiffel tower = found in las vegas
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found in las vegas = roller coasters on top of buildings
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roller coasters on top of buildings = accident waiting to happen
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accident waiting to happen= drivers with cell phones
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used a payphone = contracted several diseases
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contracted several diseases=usually being a kid
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usually being a kid= 25 yr. old men ;)
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25 yr. old men = finally getting lower car insurance rates
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