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a g string = something that you should be wearing right now and posting a picture of...... (as long as moonstruck agrees)
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a big silly clown suit = Ronald McDonald's work clothes
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I am late for work! = whoa! when did i get a paying job?
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whoa! when did i get a paying job? = Where the fuck am I?
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Where the fuck am I?=at the computer
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at the computer = getting nothing done
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getting nothing done=sometimes a nice thing
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= hummers(and i don't mean the vehicle) |
hummers(and i don't mean the vehicle) = are nice at work
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are nice at work = getting paid to sleep
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getting paid to sleep = sick days
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sick days=don't have those
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don't have those = macintosh products
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macintosh products=the 80's
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the 80's = a decade i was made in
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a decade i was made in = a decade of bad music
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a decade of bad music=?????
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????? = questioning the comment about bad music in the 80's. (that is when guitarist shinned)
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questioning the comment about bad music in the 80's. (that is when guitarist shinned)=simply implying that all decades had some form of good music
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= glam bands |
glam bands = everyone had a secret favorite
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i ain't gonna tell = who blasted a buddy with a fire extinguisher and got fired from his work place
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who blasted a buddy with a fire extinguisher and got fired from his work place=a fun joke until someone gets hurt
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a fun joke until someone gets hurt = Crisco the edges of the toilet seats.
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Crisco the edges of the toilet seats.=one sore ass after you slide off the seat onto the ground.
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one sore ass after you slide off the seat onto the ground = sitting on the bathroom floor
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one sore ass after you slide off the seat onto the ground = falling from a garden weezle
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falling from a garden weezle=what's a weezle?
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who is paddyjoe?=the most difficult question to answer
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the most difficult question to answer=are you married
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are you married=yes
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yes = Rude comment edited by Bill O'Rights
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Rude comment edited by Bill O'Rights=a type of comment not tolerated here
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a type of comment not tolerated here = things you wouldnt say to your grandmother.
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things you wouldnt say to your grandmother=curse words
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curse words=just words, unless deliberately directed to another
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