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headaches = carbonated wobblie-pops
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carbonated wobblie-pops = a 12 pack of fine german pilsners
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a 12 pack of fine german pilsners = a low-grade bottle collection
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a low-grade bottle collection = great melee weapons in case of home intrusion
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great melee weapons in case of home intrusion = fiesty puppy
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fiesty puppy = destroyer of shoes
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destroyer of shoes = too many miles
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too many miles = the Canadian border
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the canadian border = straight line
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Straight line = "Hi, My name is..."
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"Hi, My name is..." = dumb song
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dumb song = 99 bottles of beer on the wall
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99 bottles of beer on the wall = a good start to the weekend
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a good start to the weekend = leaving work early
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leaving work early = establishing good BP (bar position)
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leaving work early = 4:45 PM
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leaving work early = getting fired
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Jinx! hahaha every one posted at the same time....
But uncle phil was first... beating out everyone by a minute Edit: And something is wrong with the refresh on my browser Firing up a fatty = How I spent my day on Sunday |
How I spent my day on Sunday=Returning to the truckstop with a bag of mcgriddles for bones.
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Returning to the truckstop with a bag of mcgriddles for bones = what my most recent nightmare was about
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what my most recent nightmare was about = something I dare not speak of |
what my most recent nightmare was about = Bones conjoined with uncle phil; mcgriddles wrappers strewn about.
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mcgriddles wrappers strewn about = trying to copy the effect of big mac wrappers strewn about
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trying to copy the effect of big mac wrappers strewn about= getting slapped with a huge fine for littering
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getting slapped with a huge fine for littering = being broke for doing something stupid
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being broke for doing something stupid = not being able to afford your Hustler subscription
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not being able to afford your Hustler subscription = savings on tissue paper
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savings on tissue paper = more money for Bones
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more money for Bones=more cash for TFP
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more cash for TFP = a good thing
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a good thing = lots of sex
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lots of sex=mmmmmmmmmmmmmm good
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campbells soup=warm meal
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warm meal = overpriced duck confit
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overpriced duck confit=bye bye daffy duck
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bye bye daffy duck = hello, porky pig
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Hello< Porky Pig= b'deeb'deeb'deeb... that's all folks!
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I'm not typing that out again :D = the end
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