headaches = carbonated wobblie-pops

carbonated wobblie-pops = a 12 pack of fine german pilsners

a 12 pack of fine german pilsners = a low-grade bottle collection

a low-grade bottle collection = great melee weapons in case of home intrusion

great melee weapons in case of home intrusion = fiesty puppy

fiesty puppy = destroyer of shoes

destroyer of shoes = too many miles

too many miles = the Canadian border

the canadian border = straight line

Straight line = "Hi, My name is..."

"Hi, My name is..." = dumb song

dumb song = 99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer on the wall = a good start to the weekend

a good start to the weekend = leaving work early

leaving work early = establishing good BP (bar position)

leaving work early = 4:45 PM

leaving work early = getting fired

=firing up a fatty

Jinx! hahaha every one posted at the same time....
But uncle phil was first... beating out everyone by a minute


Edit: And something is wrong with the refresh on my browser

Firing up a fatty = How I spent my day on Sunday

How I spent my day on Sunday=Returning to the truckstop with a bag of mcgriddles for bones.

Returning to the truckstop with a bag of mcgriddles for bones = what my most recent nightmare was about

I've never felt so loved!


what my most recent nightmare was about = something I dare not speak of

what my most recent nightmare was about = Bones conjoined with uncle phil; mcgriddles wrappers strewn about.

mcgriddles wrappers strewn about = trying to copy the effect of big mac wrappers strewn about

trying to copy the effect of big mac wrappers strewn about= getting slapped with a huge fine for littering

getting slapped with a huge fine for littering = being broke for doing something stupid

being broke for doing something stupid = not being able to afford your Hustler subscription

not being able to afford your Hustler subscription = savings on tissue paper

savings on tissue paper = more money for Bones

more money for Bones=more cash for TFP

more cash for TFP = a good thing

a good thing = lots of sex

lots of sex=mmmmmmmmmmmmmm good

=campbells soup

campbells soup=warm meal

warm meal = overpriced duck confit

overpriced duck confit=bye bye daffy duck

bye bye daffy duck = hello, porky pig

Hello< Porky Pig= b'deeb'deeb'deeb... that's all folks!

I'm not typing that out again :D = the end