= random warm spots in a public pool

= where the kids pee...

= in the nice warm sheets

= a return to the womb of one sort or another.

= 9 months to get out,and a whole lifetime to try and get back in

= Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...

= what should be on any given day

= sunshine...

= In my eyes makes me nosedive.

= soldering irons

Hahahaha!

= The best way to cut the bottom off a plastic bottle.
/ Not meant to be amusing. It occurred to me last weekend while I was trying to put together a brine shrimp hatchery.

= something somebody tried to tell me once.

= nobody's ever done this to me before...

= The picklesphicter trick.

= a mathematician working it out with a pencil.

= An inadvisable solution to your earwax issues.

= a warm mercury solution...

= Mad Hatter Cocktail

= Alice with a glass of champagne

= with a hookah smoking catterpiller

= Naked Lunch

= eating at the y

= licking the shower drain

= things I find myself doing after jewels showers

= laying naked on the bed under the fan

= catching a cold...

= bacterium entering the body

= eat shit and die...

= The proper response to, "Can I interest you in some Term Life Insurance?"

= Maybe if you catch me on payday. Would you like some tea?

= a realistic respnse to a curious question.

= I don't know.

= whatever it is...

= that thing

= gimme dat...

= a joint and a case of wobbly pops

= wells, we haul noes.

= the fuck you talkin' 'bout orson?

= buzz words of the past

= mork to ork...