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wives or SOs = long term investment
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long term investment = flyman busting my ass
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= it IS all about the ass. |
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is that a pastor? = collecting donations?
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collecting donations? = isn't that what a sperm bank is for?
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isn't that what a sperm bank is for? = defeat
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= the agony of athletes de feet |
the agony of athletes de feet = tolerance
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tolerance = peace
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Peace = a quiet Friday night with a cig and a beer
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a quiet friday night with a cig and a beer = married for 30 years
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married for 30 years = my sister and her husband
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my sister and her husband = still married
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still married = no sex
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= lost both hands in a mill accident. |
lost both hands in a mill accident = drip dry
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drip dry = all the towels are in the dryer
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all the towels are in the dryer = gotta know when to fold 'em
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= now i have to wear these fuckin' pantyhose. |
now i have to wear these fuckin' pantyhose = something you and your dandy boyfriends secretly enjoy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...yhose_boys.jpg |
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= wearing toilet paper as a bridesgown. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/attachm...1&d=1122160379 *bastard* and those are the real deal too folks........not a chopped version :D |
wearing toilet paper as a bridesgown = identity crisis
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= paddyjoe lookin' in a mirror. |
paddyjoe lookin' in a mirror = who's the fairest of them all
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who's the fairest of them all = Elphabas aunts worst nightmare
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wormy red apples= no apple pie
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no apple pie = no rain in indianapolis
(gotta remember my buddy o. c. smith...) |
no rain in indianapolis = no spring in montana
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no spring in montana = I really hope you stocked up the pantry last fall...
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I really hope you stocked up the pantry last fall... = suicide
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useful septic tank product = the small yip yip dog dissapearing apparatus
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the small yip yip dog dissapearing apparatus = flyman's secret recipe 'meat' stew
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...-tee-shirt.jpg = Thanksgiving
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= thanks to that bastard joe for giving me the gears *you turkey* :D |
thanks to that bastard joe for giving me the gears = appeasement
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