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another overdone weekend = a solid hit in the wallet
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A solid hit in the wallet = treating your woman, her sister, her cute neighbor, and their hot yoga instructor
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treating your woman, her sister, her cute neighbor, and their hot yoga instructor = attempt at FFFFM
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attempt at FFFFM = cluster fuck
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cluster fuck=honey bunches of oats
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honey bunches of oats=cellulite on your SOs nuts
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cellulite on you SOs nuts = heavy lap-dancing
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heavy lap-dancing = crushed pelvis (especially if she's one of those 400-pounders)
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= just for the halibut |
just for the halibut = must be Friday nite!
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must be Friday nite! = flyman's backyard smells of skunk...sweet skunk that is.
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flyman's backyard smells of skunk...sweet skunk that is= Munchies
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munchies = cannibalistic kiddie band
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cannibalistic kiddie band = Alvin and the chickmunch
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Alvin and the chickmunch = pete rozelle and the colonel's nuggets
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pete rozelle and the colonel's nuggets = almost killed this thread
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almost killed this thread = now we don't have to do a search to drag it back up
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now we don't have to do a search to drag it back up = a brand new life
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a brand new life = witness protection program candidate
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witness protection program candidate = the stool of a pigeon
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the stool of a pigeon = fell on your head, uncle phil. ewwwwwwww
*passes uncle phil a bottle of shampoo* |
fell on your head, uncle phil. ewwwwwwww = Blue Ice
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Blue Ice = Boeing bombs
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Boeing bombs = rolling thunder (you had to be there...)
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rolling thunder = a cheesy coin-op game back in the day
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a cheesy coin-op game back in the day = Dragon's Lair
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Dragon's Lair = vhi's i love the 80's
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vhi's i love the 80's = I have to live through this crap a second time?
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I have to live through this crap a second time? = Whoa, deja vu!
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Whoa, deja vu! = all over again?
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all over again? = 3rd grade
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3rd grade = not the best; not the worst
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not the best; not the worst = C student
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c student= best friend
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Best friend= A right arsehole
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A right arsehole = the arsehole to the right of the left arshole
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the arsehole to the right of the left arshole = Rush Limbaugh
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Rush Limbaugh=A man who will be presidentially pardoned
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A man who will be presidentially pardoned = karl rove
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karl rove= A man who's hand smells like George Bush Jr's Ass.
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