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you're fired = It happens to Fred Flintstone every day
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It happens to Fred Flintstone every day = same old shit, just a different day
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same old shit, just a different day = cleaning out the cats' litter box
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cleaning out the cats' litter box = Some work that a dog will do for you.
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some work that a dog will do for you = urban legend involving peanut butter
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urban legend involving peanut butter = not so urban legend
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not so urban legend = Johnny Appleseed
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Johnny Appleseed = A name to base a good porn name on
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A name to base a good porn name on = Dirk Diggler
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= gravedigger |
gravedigger = pays more than you think
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pays more than you think = pimpin' ain't easy
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= show me the money |
show me the money = please be my agent
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please be my agent = 007
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007 = james bond
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James Bond = Kick ass
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kick ass = angry donkey
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angry donkey = Kerry after Bush won Re-election
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Kerry after Bush won Re-election = still employed, strangely enough
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still employed, strangely enough = impotent pornstar
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impotent pornstar = fluffer
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fluffer = someone who attempts to speak with a mouth full of marshmallows
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someone who attempts to speak with a mouth full of marshmallows = disgusting
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disgusting = mayo and corn as the sole toppings of a pizza (a Japanese staple)
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mayo and corn as the sole toppings of a pizza (a Japanese staple) = Roll it up and call it a tex mex burrito
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Roll it up and call it a tex mex burrito = Yo' Ma we hit another possum.
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Yo' Ma we hit another possum = why them critters so damn dumb?
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why them critters so damn dumb = skwerlz are hangin' round flyman's backyard agin...
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time to start plumpin' them up = girl lost weight and her boobs shrank
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girl lost weight and her boobs shrank = hooray! burn the damn bra!!!
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hooray! burn the damn bra = satisfied male bystander during feminist parade
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satisfied male bystander during feminist parade = the guy with the sloppy grin
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the guy with the sloppy grin = bill clinton
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bill clinton = chohiba cigars
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chohiba cigars = whatever melts your butter
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whatever melts your butter = propane torch
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my tool of the trade = access diver
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