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will be learning braille soon = The World News sensation Bat Boy
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The World News sensation Bat Boy=Anna Nichole Smith's next husband
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Anna Nichol Smith's next husband = Enjoy it while you can
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Enjoy it while you can = Ice cream on a hot summer's day
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An ice cold wobbly pop = I believe I'll have another!
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I beleive I'll have another = Thank you, Sir!
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Thank you, sir! = Working overtime...again
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Working overtime...again = not I
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not = incorrect spelling of the word 'knot'
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incorrect spelling of the word 'knot' = naught
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naught = less than 1
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less than 1 = number of legs on a chicken's egg
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scrambled or poached = a way not to eat salmn and a way to eat salmon
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a way not to eat salmn and a way to eat salmon = it was the salmon mousse
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it was the salmon mousse - what made my hair look "fishy..."
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what made my hair look "fishy..." = a date with Charlie the Tuna
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A date with Charlie the Tuna = A clever ploy to make the Chicken of the Sea mermaid jealous
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A clever ploy to make the Chicken of the Sea mermaid jealous = Shh! Ariel (the Little Mermaid) is getting implants
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Shh! Ariel (the Little Mermaid) is getting implants = hottest Disney character ever
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hottest Disney character ever = where would your peener go?
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where would your peener go = wherever it wants to
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the place the fuckin' dog goes after she jumped the gate = The nearest pile of stink to roll around in
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The nearest pile of stink to roll around in = a dead rat
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a dead rat = one of two main ingredients in oriental fast food
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one of two main ingredients in oriental fast food = That wasn't chicken
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That wasn't chicken=Roof Rabbit
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Roof Rabbit = Rabbit's don't fiddle on a hot tin roof
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Rabbit's don't fiddle on a hot tin roof = No hare high in the air
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No hare high in the air = shaved stewardesses?
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shaved stewardesses = flying "united..."
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flying "united..." = Holding hands and singing Kumbaya while on an airplane
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Holding hands and singing Kumbaya while on an airplane=2 minutes to impact
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snap = enlightenment
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can you say refresh????
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not a good scene = emo
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emo = too scared to be real punk
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