bad thing to happen on a fedex plane = discovering your illegal shipment of tiger penises

discovering your illegal shipment of tiger penises = the last thing you want yor parents to discover while lookin for your secret stash

the last thing you want yo(u)r parents to discover while lookin(g) for your secret stash = dad's signature on the visa bill at the grocery store

dad's signature on the visa bill at the grocery store = Unreadable Scrawl

Unreadable Scrawl = first year course in med school

first year course in med school = Patients are Morons 101

Patients are Morons 101 = 10 credit hour class :eek:

10 credit hour class = my senior thesis

my senior thesis = you had to write a thesis? Man was I lucky.

you had to write a thesis? Man was I lucky. = I paid the professor for a grade

I paid the professor for a grade=teacher's pet

teacher's pet = flipping burgers for a living now

from post #1...

The equals (=) game

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I was inspired by a poster that I saw. It said something like "US greed for Oil equals War" and then I thought of something else I read that goes "War equals failure".

So does that mean that Greed for Oil equals failure? I thought about it for a second and then decided that this can go on forever.

I'm not necessarilly looking for Orwellian doublespeak (ie Freedom equals Slavery) but if that is where the thread goes so be it... Just say what comes to mind

Here let me start the first one

Silence = Peace

= paddyjoe's favorite passtime......

Seeing as how paul made an illegal move, I'll continue:

flipping burgers for a living now = would you like to supersize?

ok guys, let's settle back...

i don't know where we got lost, but...

starting with the last entry, posted by the red-head...

would you like to supersize = /me wants fries with that

= i'd like a fur burger,thighs on the side........a nipple thick shake,and a cherry bendover for desert.

= what the waitress at sonic burger hears every time the flyman drives through

what the waitress at sonic burger hears every time the flyman drives through = What no Coors Light!!!?

= Something flyman would never say

Something flyman would never say = "say hallallujiah, amen..."

air mattress in a pool = mirrowed sunglasses

man.......you bastards are killing me here.


......hey newtx........hit refresh eh.



= THE BEER STORE IS OPEN!!!!!!!!!!

= flyman's prayer was answered

= the chopper didn't see his outdoor stash :thumbsup:

the chopper didn't see his outdoor stash = pilot was too high

pilot was too high = he bumped his head on the roof and adjusted his seat.

he bumped his head on the roof and adjusted his seat = going...down?

= cunning linguist

cunning linguist = lickety-split locutor

lickety-split locutor = wtf?

wtf? = with teal feathers?

with teal feathers? = a teal

a teal = dress

dress = casual

casual = whoops, we forgot the silverware

whoops, we forgot the silverware = got fingers?

got fingers = pick nose?

= 2 knuckles deep......

2 knuckles deep...... = front and back