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front and back= rock and roll
(Phil youre one sick puppy) (sticks tongue out) |
rock and roll = what you say and do when there's a rockslide on the highway
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what you say and do when there's a rockslide on the highway = "Holy shit!" & hit the brakes
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= fuck me..........mom was right all along. |
fuck me..........mom was right all along = never get involved with a married man
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never get involved with a married man = dont play on another persons playground
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dont play on another persons playground = just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score = spain vs tunisia this afternoon
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spain vs tunisia this afternoon = thank the gods I gotta work
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= cuz if i didn't work,i'd be pissed by noon |
cuz if i didn't work, i'd be pissed by noon = the sun has yet to reach the yardarm somewhere
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the sun has yet to reach the yardarm somewhere = what's a yardarm?
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what's a yardarm? = three feet from shoulder to fingertips
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three feet from shoulder to fingertips = a little less than half your height
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a little less than half your height = midget
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midget = minime
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minime = stole the movie
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stole the movie = grand theft
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grand theft = liberating a chocolatebar from a convienience store
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liberating a chocolatebar from a convenience store = five finger discount
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five finger discount = five fingered fist of fury
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five fingered fist of fury = mussolini finger puppets
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mussolini finger puppets = I hope he washed his hands first... who knows where they have BEEN!
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I hope he washed his hands first... who knows where they have BEEN! = what you think about the chef
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= the bastard had better not have spit in my food. |
the bastard had better not have spit in my food = you better not ever ask me to deliver dinner to the old lady in #511 again!
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you better not ever ask me to deliver dinner to the old lady in #511 again! = the image of blue hair flying across the room at me will haunt me until I die
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the image of blue hair flying across the room at me will haunt me until I die = Homer's memory of his honeymoon
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Homer's memory of his honeymoon = donut, agggghhhhhh
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donut, agggghhhhhh = gotta eat the outside to get to the hole
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= it better be clean baby. |
it better be clean baby = ivory snow is 99 44/100% pure
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ivory snow is 99 44/100% pure = yellow snow is not so pure
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yellow snow is not so pure = does anyone know where the dog has been?
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does anyone know where the dog has been? = licking its ass
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= and liking it too........ |
and liking it too........ = having one's cake to eat
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having one's cake to eat = One being very upset at me becuase I did not ask him
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