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A man who's hand smells like George Bush Jr's Ass = the puppetmaster
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= mind control |
Mind control= Rasputin
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Rasputin = hung like a freakin' horse
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hung like a freakin' horse = Hal
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hal = shall - (s) - (l)
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shall -(s)-(l) = algebra
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algebra = fusion of numbers and letters
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= SEX.......... |
Climax=apogee
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sex=climax
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climax = the most exciting part of story (usually)
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the most exciting part of story (usually) = finding out who dunit (usually)
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Finding out who dunit (usually) = disappointed because it's over
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disappointed because it's over = my last girlfriend
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= psycho...... |
psycho = Hitchcock
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hitchcock = ow that hurts
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ow that hurts = bang, bang, maxwell silver hammer
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bang, bang, maxwell silver hammer = the carpenter banging the housekeeper
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the carpenter banging the housekeeper = gossip
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gossip = the E channel
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the E Channel = The thing they dug the chunnel under
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The thing they dug the chunnel under = H2O
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H20 = dihydrogen monoxide
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dihydrogen monoxide = 2 to 1 ratio
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2 to 1 ratio = 2:1
:p |
2:1 = man's fantasy
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man's fantasy = two on one
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two on one = double penetration
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double penetration = DP
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DP = dog poop
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dog poop = where does it all come from?? i swear i don't feed them <i>that</i> much!
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dog's ass = Karl Rove
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Karl Rove = CIA leak
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CIA leak = wild bill donovan pissing behind a tree
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wild bill donovan pissing behind a tree = indecent exposure
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Indecent exposure= i did not have sexual relations with that woman
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i did not have sexual relations with that woman = presidential faux paux
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