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a task you'll be getting your spawn to do when you're a parent = take out the baby and change the garbage
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take out the baby and change the garbage = something my ex mother-in-law should have done with her child
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something my ex mother-in-law should have done with her child = saved the afterbirth
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hoooahhhhhh..........ouch!!!! Quote:
= dayglo abortion *it's a band eh* |
dayglo abortion = like a rainbow
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dayglo abortion = almost as good as a postpartum abortion
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like a rainbow = She comes in colors everywhere
*It's a song eh* |
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= pretty colours on the bedsheet |
pretty colours on the bedsheet = I ate skittles in bed again
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I ate skittles in bed again = feels like three blind rice
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feels like three blind rice = Wheeze while they run
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wheeze while they run = Rockin out to nerd rock during a marathon
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Rockin out to nerd rock during a marathon = "we are devo..."
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"we are devo..." = Through Being Cool
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fuckin' posers = teenagers with smokes in hand
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teenagers with smokes in hand = the death-wish squad
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the death-wish squad = Charles Bronson fanboys
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Charles Bronson fanboys = sly is one
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sly is one = lys is neo
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lys is neo = yls si eno
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yis si eno = what the fuck?
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what the fuck? = feelgood's avatar :D
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feelgood's avatar = penguins should drop trou
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penguins should drop trou = I don't know what I've been told; Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
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I don't know what I've been told; Eskimo pussy is mighty cold=My ex-girlfriend
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My ex-girlfriend = My ex-boss
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My ex-boss = great person
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great person = Bruce Campbell
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Bruce Campbell = world's greatest B-movie star
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world's greatest B-movie star = briget bardot
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brigitte bardot = lay off baby seals, you butcher
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lay off baby seals, you butcher = PETA slogan
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PETA slogan = let's have a salad
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Lets have a salad = horrible name for a porno
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Horrible name for a porno=Butt-Fu: Schlongs of Fury :D
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Butt-Fu: Schlongs of Fury = saturday night at the ymca
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saturday night at the ymca = sunday morning at the clinic
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sunday morning at the clinic = another overdone weekend
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