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Tophat665 09-08-2008 06:49 AM

= George Burns lying on the floor with a flashlight.

/ A man should put a woman on a pedestal. Makes it easier to look up her skirt.

uncle phil 09-10-2008 02:42 AM

= "gracie, i know you're under there..."

Tophat665 09-10-2008 06:29 AM

= Overheard near the Octagon at last years UFC title meet.

/ Still wouldn't want to make him angry.

jewels 09-12-2008 01:29 AM

= Cheney, I'm gonna kick yer ass.

Tophat665 09-12-2008 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels (Post 2522796)
Cheney, I'm gonna kick yer ass.

= a face full of bird shot

Daemon1313 09-12-2008 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665 (Post 2522888)
a face full of bird shot

= One seriously kinky party.

ottopilot 09-12-2008 06:42 PM

= last held at Kurt Cobain's house

Tophat665 09-12-2008 09:54 PM

= Courtney Love's hair while she vomits in the toilet

jewels 09-13-2008 01:56 AM

= bleached mass of nasty frizz

uncle phil 09-13-2008 02:47 AM

=

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...phil1/john.jpg

Fly 09-13-2008 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2523445)




= wrong guy to hang around with

Tophat665 09-13-2008 06:39 AM

= the guy your kid sister took to the prom

ottopilot 09-13-2008 10:09 AM

= owes me money

uncle phil 09-13-2008 11:38 AM

= my brother

Fly 09-13-2008 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil (Post 2523613)
my brother




=many of my buddies:thumbsup:

Ourcrazymodern? 09-14-2008 08:51 AM

= the ones my mother warned me about.

Tophat665 09-14-2008 02:50 PM

= women crazier than myself

jewels 09-15-2008 02:20 AM

= they're always talking about me

uncle phil 09-15-2008 02:35 AM

= the "others..."

Tophat665 09-15-2008 10:22 AM

= Briefly saving Nichole Kidman from her well deserved obscurity.

jewels 09-15-2008 10:32 AM

= Tom Cruise, before deciding to swim upstream

Tophat665 09-15-2008 10:48 AM

= Jumping on Oprah's couch yelling, "I'm a horny Salmon, and I need to SPAWN!" over and over again.

jewels 09-15-2008 10:52 AM

= Something that Oprah wanted to save, but he wanted to get back to Puget Sound.

Ourcrazymodern? 09-15-2008 03:27 PM

= the biggest one in the stream.

jewels 09-16-2008 02:51 AM

= survival of the fittest

uncle phil 09-16-2008 02:58 AM

= the epitome of darwinism

Tophat665 09-16-2008 05:28 AM

= Killing yourself to Live
\m/

ottopilot 09-16-2008 09:48 AM

= suicidal optimist

Tophat665 09-16-2008 10:24 AM

= Glass half full of arsenic

jewels 09-17-2008 01:44 AM

= an ambrosia for your favorite Ex

uncle phil 09-17-2008 03:02 AM

= half full of old lace

ottopilot 09-17-2008 07:19 AM

= grannies underpants

jewels 09-17-2008 08:09 AM

= hanging on the towel bar

Tophat665 09-17-2008 08:34 AM

= Looks like INXS needs a new singer
/ Aisle seat please.

jewels 09-18-2008 01:45 AM

= sad news but his best has been done

ottopilot 09-18-2008 09:11 AM

= Charlie Brown

Ourcrazymodern? 09-18-2008 10:43 AM

= forsaken innocence.

ring 09-18-2008 10:50 AM

= Kindergarten

uncle phil 09-18-2008 10:57 AM

= everything i needed to know i learned there...

jewels 09-18-2008 11:02 AM

= behind St Ambrose Catholic Church deep in the woods


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