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= George Burns lying on the floor with a flashlight.
/ A man should put a woman on a pedestal. Makes it easier to look up her skirt. |
= "gracie, i know you're under there..."
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= Overheard near the Octagon at last years UFC title meet.
/ Still wouldn't want to make him angry. |
= Cheney, I'm gonna kick yer ass.
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= last held at Kurt Cobain's house
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= Courtney Love's hair while she vomits in the toilet
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= bleached mass of nasty frizz
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= wrong guy to hang around with |
= the guy your kid sister took to the prom
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= owes me money
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= my brother
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=many of my buddies:thumbsup: |
= the ones my mother warned me about.
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= women crazier than myself
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= they're always talking about me
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= the "others..."
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= Briefly saving Nichole Kidman from her well deserved obscurity.
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= Tom Cruise, before deciding to swim upstream
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= Jumping on Oprah's couch yelling, "I'm a horny Salmon, and I need to SPAWN!" over and over again.
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= Something that Oprah wanted to save, but he wanted to get back to Puget Sound.
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= the biggest one in the stream.
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= survival of the fittest
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= the epitome of darwinism
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= Killing yourself to Live
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= suicidal optimist
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= Glass half full of arsenic
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= an ambrosia for your favorite Ex
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= half full of old lace
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= grannies underpants
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= hanging on the towel bar
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= Looks like INXS needs a new singer
/ Aisle seat please. |
= sad news but his best has been done
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= Charlie Brown
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= forsaken innocence.
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= Kindergarten
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= everything i needed to know i learned there...
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= behind St Ambrose Catholic Church deep in the woods
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