= The goldenrod is blooming

= BONER!!!!!!!!!!

= Woodrow

= Wilson, King of Prussia, I lay this hate on you.

/ Duh duh, duh duh... Willllllllllllson

= fav jam, distant memory

= Gin, Juice, whippets, and this little piece of paper some white chick with corn rows stuck in my mouth.

= drunken sex

= a seemingly natural thing.

= well augmented breasts

= a visual:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...easurments.jpg

= mouse ears

find the http://www.hiddenmickeys.org/Images/General/HMLogo.gif in the picture above

= cat's meow

= ode to an allergy attack

= Hive got the moon on a string

= Pope on a Rope

= one-way ticket to hell

= Surfing Fark

= finding b(o)(o)bies

= suckling

= Piglet, where's my mother?

= productos lácteos

= ¿Tiene leche?

= milk brined pork cutlets

= heart attack waiting to happen

= Two succulent lingiere models, a bottle of jack, a half dozen viagra, an eightball, and 3 hours free.

/ Incidentally, when I say I want to die in bed, this is what I mean.

= Tuesday night bible study at church

= boredom

= what happened to the fem-dom?

where's paddyjoe?

= He's tied up at the moment.

I'd like to talk to you about converting to your church.

= Brother Harry Hardwick

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/harry.gif

It's big tent! Come check out the stretch-marks.

= proselytization

= building communities

= Habitat for Humanity

peanut president's pet project

= Rabid Rabbit Eradication Regime.

= what the NRA should focus on...

= Hitting what they aim at

= success.

= reaching goals