(Impossible)

=but you can call him Charlie.

=sheen

= martin

= the start of a nice winter cape

/ actually, that's marten, but who's that picky

= on a crusade

= confused, violent, and willing to share

= six week old kitties

= toxically cute to superfund proportions

= ring

= ding-a-ling (the sound, not you, sweetheart... :) )

= things Chuck Berry caught you playing with.

Maybelline

= cannot, for reasons unknown, be true

= she done started back doin' the things she used to do...

= grandma made a pillowfort in the livingroom again

= she'll go there, but not rely upon it.

= she's a spitter

she's a spitter = one of flymans most memorable dates

= a keg of beer

a keg of beer = a critical component of ottopilot's unrealized father's day fantasy

but the orange swim-trunks are swell ... the day is young ... optimism!

= a succulent young lady with a taste for the bizarre

= paddyjoe:thumbsup:

= "...look(s) like a fine upstanding young man, i think you'll do..."

So I forgot my hat and said imagine that.

Then the ghat boys thought I was funny.

= Ganges Humor.

just cuz you two wrapped each other in toilet paper..........doesn't mean you should still have to pat the boys ass phil...........chrissakes..........

he hits harder than me man...........i gotta jump on him whilst i can.:oogle:



= pretty dry humour at that.....



............(sorry,us Canadians like to toss the odd "u" in words like that.)

= A Mother Superior = A dry Gin Martini with a prune in it

A dry Gin Martini with a prune in it = Lucy Goosey

Mother Goose before first pregnancy

= long before she moved into that shoe...

Long before she moved into that shoe = worked for the "arch" diocese

= a pervert in the making.

= (Blah's) Mom is that you?

= MILF...

= An islamofascist cum organized criminal insurgency in the Phillipines

= the cartakers of Imelda Marcos's shoe collection

= Siegfried & Roy

= one's bitten, one's shy...

(ouch, sorry, great white...)

= a Steven Speilberg flick with a mechanical shark

= A need for a bigger boat