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All your friends laughing at you = You are Steven Wright
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midgets playing basketball = low center of gravity
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You are Steven Wright = I am neuorotic |
I am neuorotic = i am physicotic
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i am physicotic = I am a bad speller :D
Yes, I realize my post up there has typos as well :eek: |
I am a bad speller = schooling gone horribly awry
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schooling gone horribly awry = my first grade teacher is on death row
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my first grade teacher is on death row = she was my role model
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she was my role model = I set my sights high
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I set my sights high = Aiming for the bong
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Aiming for the bong = sights locked
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sights locked = and loaded
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and loaded = been there, done that, wore out my share of T-shirts
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been there, done that, wore out my share of T-shirts = trip to the can
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trip to the can = what a load off my mind
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what a laod off my mind = I don't have to worry about forgetting my anniversary for another year
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I don't have to worry about forgetting my anniversary for another year = because she dumped me
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Quote:
= ahhhhhhhh...fuck her anyways |
ahhhhhhhh...fuck her anyways = inflatable barbie doll
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= fake tits |
fake tits = who cares anyway
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who cares anyway = Brad and Jen split up
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Brad and Jen split up = Angelina Jolie (for what I read in People while in my bathroom...)
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Angelina Jolie (for what I read in People while in my bathroom...) = somebody's daughter
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somebody's daughter = that girl you're fucking
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that girl you're fucking = a man baby!
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a man baby! = your mom
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your mom = are people still saying that?
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are people still saying that = neato
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= chili cheese dogs |
chili cheese dogs = case of food poisoning
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case of food poisoning = Clavus with his head in the toilet
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Clavus with his head in the toilet = another chronicle brewing
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= not as bad as the toilet brush cup |
not as bad as the toilet brush cup = the water at the top is very hard to take.
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the water at the top is very hard to take = flyman "stole" my equals entry
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flyman "stole" my equals entry = but he'll respect you in the morning
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but he'll respect you in the morning = why I own leather chaps
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why I own leather chaps = my childhood hero was Roy Rogers
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roy rogers = dead cowboy
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