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Elanore - 1967 Ford Shelby GT = Gone in 60 seconds
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Gone in 60 seonds = was that guy really in Raising Arizona?
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was that guy really in Raising Arizona? = you mean the guy who farted and raised an aroma?
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you mean the guy who farted and raised an aroma? = sorry. That was me
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sorry. That was me = what I told my ex-girlfriend when she woke up and realized her leg was wet
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= I meant to do that biatch............ |
I meant to do that biatch = what to say when you "accidently" grab a co-workers boob
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what to say when you "accidently" grab a co-workers boob = guess i win the prize, huh?
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guess I win the price, huh? = Do you consider grabbing Lunch Lady Lois' boob a prize?
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Do you consider grabbing Lunch Lady Lois' boob a prize? = no but she does
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no but she does = what you say about your sister when a clown asks you if you want to give him head
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= NO!!!!.............but my sister might. |
NO!!!!........but my sister might = she already gave head to the clown, so why not a mime?!
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she already gave head to the clown, so why not a mime?! = she wouldn't get verbal encouragement
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she wouldn't get verbal encouragement = tongue ripped out, have to enter on keyboard
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good time to put my johnson to work = yikes! my balls are blue.
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yikes! my balls are blue = no paint left for the rest of the room
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no paint left for the rest of the room = paint the rest of the room with my balls
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paint the rest of the room with my balls = what the hell do you say to that?
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What the hell do you say to that? = Something you don't want to hear your girlfriend say when you pop the question
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Something you don't want to hear your girlfriend say when you pop the question= that's good because I'm pregnant
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that's good because I'm pregnant = you mean it's ok that i brought lima beans, buttermilk, pickles and pickled pig's feet for dinner?
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you mean it's ok that i brought lima beans, buttermilk, pickles and pickled pig's feet for dinner? = you eat out on the porch...by yourself...
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you eat out on the porch...by yourself...=it's too frickin' cold
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= my nipples are so hard,i could cut glass with them. |
my nipples are so hard,i could cut glass with them = i love it when you bite them
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i love it when you bite them = deez nutz
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deez nutz = only good with ice cream
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only good with ice cream = hot naked blonde babe with whip cream ;)
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hot naked blonde babe with whip cream = good thing the whip is only made out of cream
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good thing the whip is only made out of cream=real torture for S&M fans
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real torture for S&M fans = what is sexual disfunction
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what is sexual disfunction = uncle phil
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uncle phil = ME!!!
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ME!! = God's gift to women, men, and small furry woodland creatures!
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God's gift to women, men, and small furry woodland creatures! = fire
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fire = boatloads of fun when you're bored
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yankin' yer johnson |
yankin' yer johnson = a good way to start the day
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