I have no idea what that means = to be without you

("Jon" prob. should have posted this but I was first)
to be without you = pure hell

= an empty beer fridge :eek:

An empty beer fridge = a reason to kill yourself

a reason to kill yourself = a visit from the in-laws

(or is it fish - Abe Vigoda?)

(Abe Vigoda = Barney Miller's murderous right hand man)

(Barney Miller's murderous right hand man = wojo)

(wojo = i have no idea what that means)

"Barney Miller"
[TV-Series 1975-1982]

Complete credited cast:
Hal Linden .... Capt. Barney Miller
Barbara Barrie .... Elizabeth Miller (1975-1976)
Abe Vigoda .... Det. Phil Fish (1975-1977)
Max Gail .... Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz (also as Maxwell Gail)
Ron Glass .... Det. Ron Harris
Jack Soo .... Det. Nick Yemana (1975-1978)
Gregory Sierra .... Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale (1975-1976)
Steve Landesberg .... Det. Arthur Dietrich (1976-1982)
Ron Carey .... Officer Carl Levitt (1976-1982)
James Gregory .... Insp. Frank Luger

= just fucking lovely

just fucking lovely = waking your S.O. up at 3am with a blow job

= something I'm not about to experience anytime soon

= celibacy

celibacy = what someone who cant get anything calls it

what someone who cant get anything calls it = without

without = deprived


Bryn

deprived = just about every thought that passes through my head

just about every thought that passes through my head = nothing ever good can come from this

Nothing good can ever come from this = Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes = lawyers, I mean blood sucking scum.....

lawyers, I mean blood sucking scum..... = goddamnit, I wasted my 8 grand on this

goddamnit, I wasted my 8 grand on this = my 6 month old gaming rig is too slow!

my 6 month old gaming rig is too slow! = Doom 3 will be the death of us all

= the death of us all will be something far worse than Doom 3

the death of us all will be something far worse than Doom 3
= can't compare video games to real life

can't compare video games to real life = the main reason "The Sims" sucks!

the main reason "The Sims" sucks = you have to download a mod to see them naked

you have to download a mod to see them naked = is the first chance many computer geeks get to see boobs

= ever heard of PLAYBOY magazines?

ever heard of PLAYBOY magazines? = Good reading material

Good reading material = CreamPie

Cream Pie = Boston

Boston = terrier

terrier = what an airtraft lands on in the middle of the otean

what an airtraft lands on in the middle of the otean = Saratoga

Saratoga = best...music video....ever

best...music video....ever = haven't seen it yet

haven't seen it yet = a naked woman

a naked woman=what no man would turn down

what no man would turn down = a bed

a bed = backseat of the shaggin' wagon

backseat of the shaggin' wagon = is really cool...but gettings shitty gas mileage

is really cool...but gets shitty gas mileage = Elanore - 1967 Ford Shelby GT