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itchy pubes = a good scratch!
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= what my gf's dog loves when he sees me
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= to sniff your crotch |
to sniff your crotch=impossible to do (unless you're very talented)
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Quote:
= pleasure the one you love ....*slurp*.... |
pleasure the one you love = pleasure yourself
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pleasure yourself=most important thing to do
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most important thing to do= to breathe
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to breathe = to live
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to live = to die
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to die = a sweet, sweet release
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a sweet, sweet release = taking a shit after eating a lot of fiber.
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taking a shit after eating a lot of fiber.=just the way of cleaning out your system
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Just the way of cleaning out your system = fuel injector cleaner, engine degreaser, and an oil change.
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= lube,shower,blowjob :thumbsup: |
lube, shower, blowjob = girlfriend catching you cheating
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girlfriend catching you cheating = her own damn fault for inviting her best friend to live with you
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her own damn fault for inviting her best friend to live with you=they share a room and you're on the couch
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they share a room and you're on the couch = home from college
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home from college = party time
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party time = a pizza, Ben and Jerry's, and the remote control.
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a pizza, Ben and Jerry's, and the remote control. = we dont run so fast
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we don't run so fast = The Smurf marathon team
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The Smurf marathon team = all guys and one girl
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all guys and one girl = snow white and the seven dwarves
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snow white and the seven dwarves = children's introduction to swinging
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children's introduction to swinging = dancing in your pajamas
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dancing in your pajamas=things we do when you're bored & alone
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things we do when you're bored & alone = watch
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watch = the thing you look at and instantly forget what it said
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the thing you look at and automatically forget what it said = television
( I was tempted to say wife...) |
television = the drug of the nation
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the drug of the nation = alcohol
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alcohol = what I really need right now!
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what I really need right now! = golf weather
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golf weather = anything but lightning
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anything but lightning = a sharp stick in the eye
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a sharp stick in the eye = worse than a kick in the nuts
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worse than a kick in the nuts = big kicked in the nuts 2 times
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being? kicked in the nuts 2 times = goodbye little swimmers
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