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not a crook my ass = bush
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Bush = incompetent, moronic, idiotic, greedy, lying, cowardly, killer.
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incompetent, moronic, idiotic, greedy, lying, cowardly, killer = oj simpson
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oj simpson = Scott Peterson's mentor
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= had to have been the drugs |
had to have been the drugs = why flyman woked up dressed like <i>that</i> on sunday morning
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= cuz the idiot had to much to drink last night |
cuz the idiot had to much to drink last night = why bernadette knows what flyman looked like first thing sunday morning
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= we had a sleep over :D |
we had a sleep over = a two at ten turns into a ten at two
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a two at ten turns into a ten at two = more beer will do that to ya'
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more beer will do that to ya'=makes everyone look hot
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A Pair of Rubber Party Pants = Able to Shit Without Sitting Down
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Able to Shit Without Sitting Down = be afraid, be very afraid
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be afraid, be very afraid = a prostitute with an adams apple and deep voice in Bangkok, Thailand
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a prostitute with an adams apple and deep voice in Bangkok, Thailand = cheap date
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Cheap date = probably getting laid.
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probably getting laid = might wanna take that shower
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= just prior to giving your woman the best tongue lashing (orgasm).she's ever experienced :thumbsup: *it's all for the love of the labia folks......trust me......just ask the women* :crazy: |
just prior to giving your woman the best tongue lashing (orgasm).she's ever experienced = a fart
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a fart = does anyone else smell that?
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= "jesus phil.....that's nasty" |
"jesus phil.....that's nasty" = wanna buy a watch?
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wanna buy a watch = buyer beware
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Buyer Beware = Panasonic products
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Panasonic Product = can't trust the Japs
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can't trust the Japs = goddamn tiny people bombing the hell outta hawaii during wwii
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goddamn tiny people bombing the hell out of hawaii in wwii = the midgets who invented mai-tais
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the midgets who invented mai-tais = the same people who strike up a brass band in my head the morning after drinking mai-tais
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the same people who strike up a brass band in my head the morning after drinking mai-tais=those damn scary oompa-loompas from Chocolate Factory
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those damn scary oompa-loompas from Chocolate Factory=the orange singing people who have been stalking me for the past week
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The orange singing people who have been stalking me for the last week = MARTIANS
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MARTIANS = the only intellegent life in the solar system
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the only intellegent life in the solar system = mice
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mice = the reason that my crotch itches
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looking for 1 = missing another
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crabs=delicious but gross
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= CRABS!!!!!!!!!!! |
= itchy pubes
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