not a crook my ass = bush

Bush = incompetent, moronic, idiotic, greedy, lying, cowardly, killer.

incompetent, moronic, idiotic, greedy, lying, cowardly, killer = oj simpson

oj simpson = Scott Peterson's mentor

= had to have been the drugs

had to have been the drugs = why flyman woked up dressed like <i>that</i> on sunday morning

= cuz the idiot had to much to drink last night

cuz the idiot had to much to drink last night = why bernadette knows what flyman looked like first thing sunday morning

= we had a sleep over :D

we had a sleep over = a two at ten turns into a ten at two

a two at ten turns into a ten at two = more beer will do that to ya'

more beer will do that to ya'=makes everyone look hot

= a pair of rubber party pants :thumbsup:

A Pair of Rubber Party Pants = Able to Shit Without Sitting Down

Able to Shit Without Sitting Down = be afraid, be very afraid

be afraid, be very afraid = a prostitute with an adams apple and deep voice in Bangkok, Thailand

a prostitute with an adams apple and deep voice in Bangkok, Thailand = cheap date

Cheap date = probably getting laid.

probably getting laid = might wanna take that shower

= just prior to giving your woman the best tongue lashing (orgasm).she's ever experienced :thumbsup:






*it's all for the love of the labia folks......trust me......just ask the women* :crazy:

just prior to giving your woman the best tongue lashing (orgasm).she's ever experienced = a fart

a fart = does anyone else smell that?

= "jesus phil.....that's nasty"

"jesus phil.....that's nasty" = wanna buy a watch?

wanna buy a watch = buyer beware

Buyer Beware = Panasonic products

Panasonic Product = can't trust the Japs

can't trust the Japs = goddamn tiny people bombing the hell outta hawaii during wwii

goddamn tiny people bombing the hell out of hawaii in wwii = the midgets who invented mai-tais

the midgets who invented mai-tais = the same people who strike up a brass band in my head the morning after drinking mai-tais

the same people who strike up a brass band in my head the morning after drinking mai-tais=those damn scary oompa-loompas from Chocolate Factory

those damn scary oompa-loompas from Chocolate Factory=the orange singing people who have been stalking me for the past week

The orange singing people who have been stalking me for the last week = MARTIANS

MARTIANS = the only intellegent life in the solar system

the only intellegent life in the solar system = mice

mice = the reason that my crotch itches

looking for 1 = missing another

crabs=delicious but gross

= CRABS!!!!!!!!!!!

= itchy pubes