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a good way to start the day = wake up
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wake up = fall down
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fall down = the little feathers under a duck in October
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the little feathers under a duck in October = the crazy things one learns in 1st grade
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the crazy things one learns in 1st grade = glue doesn't taste as good anymore
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glue doesn't taste as good anymore=A harsh lesson i didn't learn until junior high.
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don't drink the whole 26er in a 10 minute time frame. |
don't drink the whole 26er in a 10 minute time frame = sign in a men's room in a bar in hopbottom, pa
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sign in a men's room in a bar in hopbottom, pa = Employees must put their penises back in their pants before returning to work.
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Employees must put their penises back in their pants before returning to work = Employee not washing their hand and working at Mcdonalds
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Employee not washing their hand and working at Mcdonalds = the gold standard of customer service
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the gold standard of customer service = dominos coming late at every order
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dominos coming late at every order = big ass lawsuit demanding refund and free pizza for a year
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big ass lawsuit demanding refund and free pizza for a year = or maybe a trip to sicly and life time contract with the mafia
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or maybe a trip to sicly (???) and life time contract with the mafia = omerta
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omerta=good way to waste time online
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good way to waste time online = playing strip-solitaire with a video-cam
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playing strip-solitaire with a video-cam = fun :thumbsup:
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fun = masturbation
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masturbation = playing strip-solitaire with a video-cam = a good way to start the day= a very common theme in this thread
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=buncha freakin' wierdos |
bunch of freakin' wierdos = everyone that posted before me
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everyone that posted before me = the coolest freakin' people in the world!
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the coolest freakin' people in the world = the little blue/green people running around with bullhorn inside my head
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The liitle blue/green people running around with bullhorn inside my head = what happens when feelgood and The Great Kazoo have children
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what happens when feelgood and The Great Kazoo have children = a surreptitious call to social services
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a surreptitious call to social services = prostitution
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prostitution = to cheap for even that.
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.....fuck=fuck
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.....fuck=fuck = WTF?
to cheap for even that = why people by boxed wine Ya'll choose which one to continue! |
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= cuz they made it themselves... *just got our 36 bottles yesterday......woooohooooo.....* |
cuz they made it themselves = why suicide bombers like to blow their own homemade bombs
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= got nothin' better to do with thier lives |
got nothin' better to do with thier lives = internet poker
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internet poker = ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby...
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ain't nothin' like the real thing, baby = silicone breasts
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silicone breasts = pamula lee anderson
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pamula lee anderson = the porn star capitalizing on an intentional misnomer
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the porn star capitalizing on an intentional misnomer = Dick Nixon
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Dick Nixon = Not a crook my ass
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