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fuckin' Raiders= Horny Vikings
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Horny Vikings = silly people with silly hats
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silly people with silly hats = Most People in the Middle East
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Most People in the Middle East = thirsty
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thirsty = dehydration
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= time for a wobbly pop |
time for a wobbly pop = anytime after sunrise...
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tequila = another
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another = someone lying unconcious on the floor
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someone lying unconscious on the floor = been there, done that, wore out a few t-shirts
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= rock concert......... |
rock concert = two or more stones acting together
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two or more stones acting together = http://www.artkane.com/fullsize/music/stones.jpg
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http://www.artkane.com/fullsize/music/stones.jpg = gearin' up for "sticky fingers"
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gearin' up for "sticky fingers" = plying her with booze...
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plying her with booze = loose and lugubrious
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= SLUT!!!!!!!!!!! |
Slut = a woman with an open mind
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a woman with an open mind = a member of TFP
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a member of TFP = Must be a cool person
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Must be a cool person = some who is out in the snow
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some(one?) who is out in the snow = me next week, probably putting on tire chains and freezing my ass off while she sits in the warm car :eek:
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me next week, probably putting on tire chains and freezing my ass off while she sits in the warm car=more sex than usual
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more sex than usual=using the other hand
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using the other hand = "Well, it's the only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right -- tch -- over too quickly."
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= brushing my teeth |
brushing my teeth = followed by flossing
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followed by flossing = rinseing with listerine
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rinseing with listerine = followed by looking in the mirror
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followed by looking in the mirror = another year older
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another year older = another year closer to death
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another year closer to death = everyone is a young whippersnapper
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everyone is a young whippersnapper = what's with the crap these kids listen to these days?
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what's with the crap these kids listen to these days? = damn I feel old now
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damn I feel old now = hold on a second while I drink my Metamucil so that I will be able to take a crap later today
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hold on a second while I drink my Metamucil so that I will be able to take a crap later today = message on my answering machine
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message on my answering machine = drunk friend at 3 AM
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drunk friend at 3 AM = Nothing happened, right?
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Nothing happened, right? = All your friends laughing at you.
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