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a used condom = sometimes found between the sheets
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sometimes found between the sheets = a cat
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a cat = allergy ball, +2 to hit
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LSD = Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
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Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds = Julian
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Julian = pope
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Pope = Alexander
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Alexander = ragtime
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ragtime=no sex for me
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no sex for me = nothing new
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nothing new = recursive fun
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= every waking moment |
every waking moment = a hard on for a teenage boy
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some spit and a sock = the contents of flyman's pants
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a lighter,a joint,69 cents, and a pack of zig zags |
a lighter,a joint,69 cents, and a pack of zig zags = my worldly posessions in 1990
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= the family jewels were still workin' way back then |
the family jewels were still workin' way back then = Test 'em out and see
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test 'em out and see = used car salesman looking to make a deal
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used car salesman looking to make a deal = the cousin of my Uncle Joe's fifth wife's half-brother on her mother's side twice removed
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the cousin of my Uncle Joe's fifth wife's half-brother on her mother's side twice removed = Dark Helmet
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Dark Helmet = darth vadar
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darth vader = has the lightsaber that says, "Bad motherfucker" on it.
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has the lightsaber that says, "Bad motherfucker" on it. = Jules Winnfield
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Jules Winnfield = walking the earth, like Kane
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walking the earth, like Kane = "Rosebud"
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Rosebud = fun on July 4th
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fun on July 4th = Midnight Parade in Gatlinburg, Tenn.
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midnight parade in Gatlinburg, Tenn.=hot fun in the summertime
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hot fun in the summertime = coed nude lawn jarts
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coed nude lawn jarts = full penetration
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full penetration = 120mm APFSDS round interacting with a T-80
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120mm APFSDS round interacting with a T-80 = WTF?
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wtf?=world tennis federation?
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world tennis federation = whiplash
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whiplash = great moshing song
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great moshing song= sweaty flannel
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sweaty flannel = sex on a cold winter's night
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