staged = Life is but of

oh man i soooo wanna post a pic of my ass...........



sorry.......carry on:paranoid:




Life is but of

Life is but of = Brownian movement of minds and bodies.

= Mime

mime=quiet

quiet = sounds of silence

= nothing

nothing = sacred

sacred = last cookie

last cookie = Aunt Petunia's fruitcake macaroons.

Aunt Petunia's fruitcake macaroons = "where's the pepto?"

Where's the pepto= Acid, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Diarrhea

Acid, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Diarrhea = fear because of lapsed health insurance

= we'll get through this

we'll get through this = searching for the light at the end of the tunnel

searching for the light at the end of the tunnel = Extreme Trainspotting

= really ill.......sick-boy

really ill.......sick-boy = It's a gift

= beer consumption :D

= a fine pastime for generations.

a fine pastime for generations = Whack-a-mole

Whack-a mole = Cringing on the riding lawnmower

Cringing on the riding lawnmower = A stone sails toward the picture window

A stone sails toward the picture window = Kiss my allowance goodbye.

Kiss my allowance goodbye = On sale today: 10 dollar lapdances

On sale today: 10 dollar lapdances = Dry cleaning bill

Dry cleaning bill = Monica's blue

Monica's blue = Bill's cream

= eewwwwwwwww:oogle:

eewwwwwwwww = A very big, but somewhat scrambled, female sheep

A very big, but somewhat scrambled, female sheep = A perfect masturbatory tool for a terrorist

A perfect masturbatory tool for a terrorist = Burkha Busting Bosoms 3: Boobs over Baghdad

/ Not all Muslims are terrorists (not by a long shot). Apparently, though, and for the time being anyway, most terrorists are Muslim.

= I failed to see her first.

I failed to see her first = vehicular manslaughter

vehicular manslaughter = got run over by a bus

= nature weeding out the stupid.

= gang fights

gang fights = An exciting new take on the Iowa Caucuses

an exiting new take on the Iowa caucuses = locusts

Locusts = Why the Friday Morning bagels disappear so fast