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staged = Life is but of
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oh man i soooo wanna post a pic of my ass........... sorry.......carry on:paranoid: Life is but of |
Life is but of = Brownian movement of minds and bodies.
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= Mime
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mime=quiet
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quiet = sounds of silence
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nothing = sacred
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sacred = last cookie
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last cookie = Aunt Petunia's fruitcake macaroons.
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Aunt Petunia's fruitcake macaroons = "where's the pepto?"
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Where's the pepto= Acid, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Diarrhea
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Acid, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, Diarrhea = fear because of lapsed health insurance
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= we'll get through this |
we'll get through this = searching for the light at the end of the tunnel
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searching for the light at the end of the tunnel = Extreme Trainspotting
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= really ill.......sick-boy |
really ill.......sick-boy = It's a gift
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= beer consumption :D |
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a fine pastime for generations = Whack-a-mole
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Whack-a mole = Cringing on the riding lawnmower
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Cringing on the riding lawnmower = A stone sails toward the picture window
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A stone sails toward the picture window = Kiss my allowance goodbye.
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Kiss my allowance goodbye = On sale today: 10 dollar lapdances
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On sale today: 10 dollar lapdances = Dry cleaning bill
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Dry cleaning bill = Monica's blue
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Monica's blue = Bill's cream
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= eewwwwwwwww:oogle: |
eewwwwwwwww = A very big, but somewhat scrambled, female sheep
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A very big, but somewhat scrambled, female sheep = A perfect masturbatory tool for a terrorist
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A perfect masturbatory tool for a terrorist = Burkha Busting Bosoms 3: Boobs over Baghdad
/ Not all Muslims are terrorists (not by a long shot). Apparently, though, and for the time being anyway, most terrorists are Muslim. |
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I failed to see her first = vehicular manslaughter
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vehicular manslaughter = got run over by a bus
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= gang fights |
gang fights = An exciting new take on the Iowa Caucuses
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an exiting new take on the Iowa caucuses = locusts
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Locusts = Why the Friday Morning bagels disappear so fast
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