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*** dude, you got post number 3,000!!! ***
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= soiled underpants |
= baby needs diapers.
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baby needs diapers = junior isn't quite potty-trained
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junior isn't quite potty-trained
= maybe we should consult a specialist. |
= Billy is talking to himself again.
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Billy is talking to himself again. = Time for a new prescription.
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I have consulted you because it has been erect for more than four hours = the ad was right
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the ad was right = consumer confusion
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= the price of fucking gas........... |
the price of fucking gas = sky fucking high
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kinky sex = sex before ironing
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sex before ironing = hot stuff
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hot stuff = magma.
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= X-Men.
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X-men = the more common transsexuals
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= chicks with dicks.
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/10.jpg = an almost unreadable picture
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Unreadable picture = blurry
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blurry = how I am feeling right now
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= like a little fellatio |
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kinda sucky, then = not right now, I have a headache.
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Not right now, I have a headache = Blue balls
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Blue balls = a small town in southern pennsylvania
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a small town in southern pennsylvania = chocolate.
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Chocolate = Hersheys
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I might eat well tonight.
=I am not Nicole Richie. |
I am not Nicole Richie = But I do play her on TV
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