= Danny Gatton

= Underrated Globally, Overrated Locally

= Danny Glover

= stuck to a toilet seat...

= my dad with a Bass Pro Shops catalog

= I take dumps for a living

= natural disaster

= 2001 - 2009

= shameful sham scams.

= 99.68% of all emails "from Nigeria".

= Spam

= Hawaiian for Steak.

= a Don Ho sammich

= 2 wahinis and lots of tiny bubbles

= lawrence welk's fantasy dreams of the little lennon sisters...

= When I grow up, I want to be a dirty old man.

=Peter Pan

= a urologist's tool

= cold metal stiletto

= adveniat speculum speculorum...

= some Latin words

= semper aliquid est - my family motto (It's always something).

=RIP, Gilda.

= One of my Bardo buds.

= angelic butterfly

/metempsychosis

speaking of...anybody seen her lately?

= in a gadda da vida

= must've been the brown acid man

= I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a fish. I'm a mammal.

= the discovery channel

= NIN

= anais

erotica

= Porn for Protestants

= National Geographic

=a telescope or a microscope, through which elegant poems are written.

= OCM's mind, soul and body.

= Spiritual cryptozoology

= a rare prayer

= Please, God, don't let them overcook my steak.

= cuz if they do.....i'll be sure to fuck up their porkchops next time they're over