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= INTERNET!
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= something invented by Al Gore
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=global warming:thumbsup:
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= things that were a bitch to calculate in Financial Accounting class with regards to premiums and discounts on bonds
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= mental masturbation.
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=finding Albert Einstein sexy.
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= finding a comb |
finding a comb = nipples
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= a place to hang your hat. |
A place to hang your hat = hook on the wall
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= intelligence |
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= Protection.
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= what people buy guns for?
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what people buy guns for? = to fill up space in that rack in the rear window of their pick-em-up truck
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= Blow jobs from a wild one.
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Blow jobs from a wild one = http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...il/wildone.gif
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= Not like The Godfather.
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The Don Vito = another corleone
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another corleone = more trouble
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= Being pulled up for drunken driving.
And, you're a cop. |
(I wonder why people wonder.)
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= a misplaced decimal place on a cheque.
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a misplaced decimal place on a cheque = what am I writing out the number in words for
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trying to be clear, in a primitive way
= swearing. |
swearing = venting
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blaming it on the dog = misplaced homework
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misplaced homework = a usual lie
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a usual lie = I didn't do it
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