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when a guy can just go in the sink = too fucking gross
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just me and my bacteria = the latest Mercer Mayer book
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the latest Mercer Mayer book = educational(?) for the children
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educational(?) for the children = Nike shoe factory
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Nike shoe factory = where one can step on the "swoosh..."
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where one can step on the "swoosh..." = Ali Babba's flying carpets
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Ali Babba's flying carpets = a unique place to get rug-burn from vigorous mile-high-club-type activity
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a unique place to get rug-burn from vigorous mile-high-club-type activity= your armpit
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(I don't get it)
your armpit = one of the 13 sexiest places on your body |
one of the 13 sexiest places on your body = The Uvula
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ls_diagram.jpg |
the uvula = spot to aim for in deepthroating
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An organ composed almost entirely of muscle = The tongue
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= the cause of most of our troubles
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= addiction |
addiction = denial
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denial = a river in africa
(you knew that was coming...) |
(good one)
a river in Africa = the Congo |
The Congo = Drums
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drums = percussion
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= garage band. www.myspace.com/theblueflytrio or...... www.myspace.com/moredogsthanbones if i get in shit.........so be it. (shameless plug,cuz i been drinking) *yes this early in the afternoon* |
garage band = annoying the neighbors
(truly enjoyed the tunes, Fly! (you bastard)) |
annoying the neighbors = Testing of home built trebuchet
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= unwise unless you have plenty of space.
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= playing football indoors. With a real football. And two full football teams.
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= "wadda ya' mean we ran out of wobbly pops?" |
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somebody has to go for more = beer run
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beer run = an opportunity to drink tequila
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= any time a lime is present. |
any time a lime is present. = The Sun never sets on the British Empire.
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The Sun never sets on the British Empire = possible in the past, whereas today it's more like its always too cloudy to see the sun in the British Isles
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It used to be true, but now it's only a clinging memory = thoughts of a woman remembering the perfection of her teenage body :(
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thoughts of a woman remembering the perfection of her teenage body = somehow sexually appealing to a fat balding man thinking about a woman thinking about her body.
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somehow sexually appealing to a fat balding man thinking about a woman thinking about her body = It's all in one of your heads, after all.
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