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(uh-oh!)
stops at the "period..." = the cycle |
the cycle = single, double, triple, home run (same game)
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single, double, triple, home run (same game) = great first date
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Great first date = meet stranger, flirt outrageously, get fingered under the table, go home and have outrageously rough sex
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an excellent hobby = sleeping
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= something good to do after aforementioned great first date
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= a nice giggly breakfast and a cab-ride home.
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= thanks for bang......see ya'. |
thanks for bang......see ya'.= the perfect one night stand
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the perfect one night stand = She Buys my Drinks and no telly the wifey
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She Buys my Drinks and no telly the wifey = the worst Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor in the world. Ever.
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= Lindsay Lohan
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= nice tits........ |
nice tits = eye candy
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eye candy = re-wetting gum drops
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re-wetting gumdrops = stuck on the fence accidentally
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= but that sheep was sweet....... |
but that sheep was sweet = must've been a lamb!
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must've been a lamb! = Pork Chops or ?
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Pork Chops or? = the voice of reason, flavored.
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the voice of reason flavored. = Silk Chocolate
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Silk Chocolate = a mouthful of cloth
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a mouthful of cloth = She needs to take off her panties
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She needs to take off her panties = laundry day, again
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= everyday
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= play/rewind
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play/rewind = screw
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(If it lasts too long...)
screw = fastener |
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= tack |
tack = riding gear
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=helmet
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helmet = is 174 mph too fast?
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is 174 mph too fast? = correct line of thinking when driving through a playground
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= paying attention
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= overpriced |
overpriced = not a bargain
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not a bargain = I'm going somewhere else
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fucking service nowadays = can I get a live body here??
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