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Astrocloud 02-28-2007 06:32 PM
can I get a live body here?? = What Zombies want -what they really really want.

Ourcrazymodern? 02-28-2007 07:34 PM
= to live again

Fly 02-28-2007 07:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
= to live again

= not quite done with the life i got...........

Ourcrazymodern? 03-01-2007 06:39 AM
= "I don't want to go on the cart!"

Sharon 03-01-2007 01:16 PM
= "I want to ride the almight shaft"

Ourcrazymodern? 03-02-2007 09:10 AM
(Good goddess, Sharon!)

I want to ride the almight shaft = If god was here, I'd do him.

Crack 03-07-2007 01:51 PM
= jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick

Ourcrazymodern? 03-08-2007 06:13 AM
= my dashboard ornament.

Atropos4 03-08-2007 02:45 PM
my dashboard ornament= layer of dust

uncle phil 03-08-2007 02:47 PM
layer of dust = patina of particulate matter

Ourcrazymodern? 03-08-2007 02:59 PM
= what our thoughts are composed of.

Fly 03-08-2007 07:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
what our thoughts are composed of.

= mass media mind control

Astrocloud 03-08-2007 09:44 PM
mass media mind control = The reason why THEY have no FREE WILL

Ourcrazymodern? 03-09-2007 06:52 AM
The reason why THEY have no FREE WILL

= involuntary servitude

Fly 03-10-2007 10:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern?
involuntary servitude

= can i have fries with that please.

Ourcrazymodern? 03-11-2007 09:11 AM
= an unnecessarrily polite order.

Atropos4 03-11-2007 09:29 AM
an unnecessarrily polite order= no spit in my food

uncle phil 03-11-2007 01:31 PM
no spit in my food = don't piss off the waiter

Astrocloud 03-11-2007 01:35 PM
don't piss off the waiter = 20% tip

Fly 03-11-2007 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Astrocloud
20% tip

= i won't give you a tip sweetie cuz,i'd actually like to give you the whole thing.

Sharon 03-12-2007 04:50 AM
give me the whole thing = oh yeah baby

Ourcrazymodern? 03-12-2007 10:01 AM
oh yeah baby = bring it on!

Angel 03-12-2007 11:48 AM
bring it on = I'm ready!

uncle phil 03-12-2007 02:54 PM
i'm ready = helen?

Ourcrazymodern? 03-12-2007 03:42 PM
helen? = When we spoke on the phone, I thought you were the face that launched a thousand ships!!!

Astrocloud 03-15-2007 10:30 PM
When we spoke on the phone, I thought you were the face that launched a thousand ships!!! = I am that face

Eeeraq 03-16-2007 08:21 AM
I am that face= My avatar

Fly 03-16-2007 08:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eeeraq
My avatar


= good 'ol BC bud

IT2002 03-16-2007 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fly
= good 'ol BC bud
= Have a nice "J"

Fly 03-16-2007 10:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by IT2002
Have a nice "J"


= and a bong full to boot

IT2002 03-16-2007 10:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fly
= and a bong full to boot
= a boot full and a hooka

Fly 03-16-2007 10:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by IT2002
a boot full and a hooka


= *inhales*..............'ere.

IT2002 03-16-2007 10:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fly
= *inhales*..............'ere.
= *cough, cough, cough*.......... which way do I pass this? I forgot.

uncle phil 03-16-2007 12:02 PM
*cough, cough, cough*..........which way do I pass this? I gorgot. = "...pass it over to me..."

Fly 03-16-2007 04:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by uncle phil
"...pass it over to me..."


= thanks for the beer

Ourcrazymodern? 03-16-2007 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fly
= thanks for the beer
= Now where's the john?

Angel 03-16-2007 11:41 PM
now where's the john = How does one pee for so long?

Sharon 03-17-2007 08:49 AM
How does one pee for so long? = #1 question asked by those waiting desperately for the only cubicle in the ladies toilet

Eeeraq 03-17-2007 08:56 AM
#1 question asked by those waiting desperately for the only cubicle in the ladies toilet= "why does the guys bathroom have to be out of order?!?

Fly 03-17-2007 09:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eeeraq
"why does the guys bathroom have to be out of order?!?


= when a guy can just go in the sink.


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