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Schizophrenic naysayer = someone who can't even agree with themself
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someone who can't even agree with themself = textbook definition of a woman
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Psychotic Man-Eating Machine = A carnivorous robot
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A carnivorous robot = a hungry dancer
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a hungry dancer = someone who should take a break
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someone who should take a break = I need a Kit Kat bar
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I need a Kit Kat bar = an advertiser's victim
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= tequila!
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= paddyjoe.....the bastard. :D |
= disbelieving
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=believing in something else
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= drink all the wobbly pops |
drink all the wobbly pops = flyman's book on party etiquette
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= live music,lottsa wobbly pops and some herbage. *exactley what is gonna go down here in about an hour and a half* *weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee* |
live music, lottsa wobbly pops and some herbage = PARTAY!!!
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PARTAY!!! = what happens the second ol' phil walks into Moes.
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what happens the second ol' phil walks into Moes = girls go weak at the knees
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girls go weak at the knees = "elvis has entered the building..."
(and thanks, pj and mysharona, for the kind words...) |
"elvis has entered the building..." = "Is it in yet?"
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"Is it in yet?" = that's what she said!
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that's what she said! = "Are all of you guys on the same team?"
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"Are all of you guys on the same team?" = Masturbation is not a team sport.
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Masturbation is not a team sport = It depends on the team you play with.
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It depends on the team you play with = I always get picked last.
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= good advice for a pilot about to crash-land
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there is no such thing = jackalope
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jackalope = the reason jill remain a spinster
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The reason I'm banging her roommate = because it feels so good when i stop
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