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I didn't do it = and i'll never do it again
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= twins of two different races
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= must be fraternal
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The Wonder Twins
= white bread sandwich :D |
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Nothing I would ever eat
= a tarantula with ketchup and mustard. |
a tarantula with ketchup and mustard = deep fried spider
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deep fried spider = oops, will anyone notice?
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oops, will anyone notice? = commando in a see-through outfit
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commando in a see-through outfit = yum!
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Yum! = Blueberry Pie
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vanity and poet = pink rhymes with sink
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pink rymes with sink = single sylable words
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single syl(l)able words = my golf game
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my golf game = virtually non-existent
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virtually non-existent = the chance of me playing computer games
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the chance of me playing computer games = higher during the work day than after work hours
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higher during the work day than after work hours = me
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Maine = the pine tree state
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= cleaning solutions |
cleaning solutions = pine-sol
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pine-sol = a poor substitute for a cool and refreshing beverage on a hot summer's day in the city at high noon
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= milk |
milk = it's what's for dinner
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what's for dinner = tacos
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tacos = fifth food group
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= "da pussy" |
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Wowza! A sight for sore eyes! = bottle of Visene
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bottle of Visene = tear-softener
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tear-softener = blow torch
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blow torch = burnt tongue
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burnt tongue = unappealing sandwich
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unappealing sandwich = something Homer would eat
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something Homer would eat = feta cheese in a salad
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