= Cleavage. Vast, sweaty cleavage. The sort of cleavage that makes me wish I were a drop of salty water sliding down.

= boing!!!

= here I am!

= "signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours...."

= a court summons

= what I may face soon.

= graced by your presence.

= humbled

= a pie in the face

= partial waste of home baked goods

= any attempt by "me" to bake

= something in French.

= mon ami

= Jacques

= The smallest room in my house

= the one with the elephant in it

= Pee-Wee's Big Top

= Paul Ruben's short lived fling with Julie Brown.
/ I'd just like to say that being chosen this month's Miss August is a great honor that I'll remember as long as I can. Right now, I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but I really want to be a veterinarian, because I love children.

= good luck with everything, but leave children to themselves, OK?

= very messed up exes

= take mine, please

= no, thanks.
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= I'll try...

= kids' favorite cop-out

= "Everyone else does it."

= jump off a bridge

= attempt suicide

= take a long walk off a short pier

=Deep Sea High Diving

= kamikaze

= God Farted (Divine Wind)

= Hurricane Wilma

= I take it she was good.

= you have a shlt-eating grin on your face

= cheshire cat-like

= Michael Moore in a pink and purple rugby shirt

= a nightmare I had last night

= there is no more beer

= it's time to go to the supermarket

= An acute attack of MILF lust

= every time I go to a parents-teachers meeting