= artificialist

= banausic

= The endless loop tape of mediocre soundtrack songs of the 60's and 70's that plays eternally in many retail outlets to break the spirit of the sales staff and make them pliable.

= Brazil

= Land of the hairless hoo-ha

= never never land

= the place where pirates and Michael Jackson have town meetings

= the bath house on south 7th

= Where Chaucer's wife lives

= Am I supposed to know this?

= an important looking note buried deep beneath a stack of late bills.

= something destined to never be found

= the lost continent of atlantis

= Where William Fort would spend his Summer vacations

= in a bun with mustard and relish along with his brother Frank

= The peculiar pleasures of Ernest

= fiddling about... (it's a "tommy" thing...)

= Do you think it's alright to leave the boy with Uncle Ernie?

(Was not Ann Margret amazingly hot in the movie??)

= Captain Walker may have been a pediphile

= But I'm over 18 in Mercurian years.....

= that's what she said

= $50.00...for one night?

= must be a skanky ho

= talkin' 'bout paris

= en francais?

= this little piggy went oui, oui, oui, oui, all the way home.

= Kermit's love interest.

= Muppet Golden Showers

/ Man, why did you have to make me think that?

= pepe le frog

= looney tunes gone amok

= a mass escape from a mental institution

= Congress is on recess

= yeaaaahhhhh...kickball!

= a vacation from not doing their job

= a visit with your favorite headhunter

= serious job-search

=unemployment line

= popular meeting place these days

= cybercafe

= just like websurfing at home, but with clothing.