= wine-cooler addiction

= This country's number one mental illness, according to the American Association of Poodle Psychologists.

=normal haircuts

= those worn by mr. normal

= Jonas Brothers underpants

(?)

= someting my post probably wouldn't appreciate.

= Underwear....(eschew it.)

= what to wear when one has visitors in the bedroom

= a smile

= a gift that lifts someone's day

= viagra

the dicker picker upper

= four out of 5 spammers recommend...

= new and improved spam (with tasty chunks of stuff)

= in the finest tradition of the noble savages of the great American prairie, using every part of the animal, even some you would rather not admit were there in the first place.

= the cattle community films a propaganda piece

= to recognize marriage between species

= Allowing Republicans and Greens to come together in families for the very first time.

= a (red and green) christmas party

= bowels of Holly

= The Red Dwarf's waste data management system.

= a tinted midget's spreadsheet

= When you thank all the little people, this is the definitive reference to use.

= Camelot.

= Peter North's TFP Handle

= stinkyjohnson

=http://b.mektroid.net/stick_it_in_her_pooper.jpg

= someone had an anal retentive night

= open the floodgates this morning

= when the levee breaks

= look honey... corn!

=interesting bathroom moment

= no period

= incomplete sentence or possible long-term sentence

= hey, I'm in mourning, OK?

= What are you, some kind of goth?

= no, just emo

= john wayne toilet paper........rough n tuff,and won't take no shit from no one.....

= Chapped Cheeks

= results of sitting on cold concrete too long.

= It's like a startled turtle