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the chance of me playing computer games = higher during the work day than after work hours
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higher during the work day than after work hours = me
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Maine = the pine tree state
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= cleaning solutions |
cleaning solutions = pine-sol
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pine-sol = a poor substitute for a cool and refreshing beverage on a hot summer's day in the city at high noon
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= milk |
milk = it's what's for dinner
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what's for dinner = tacos
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tacos = fifth food group
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= "da pussy" |
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Wowza! A sight for sore eyes! = bottle of Visene
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bottle of Visene = tear-softener
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tear-softener = blow torch
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blow torch = burnt tongue
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burnt tongue = unappealing sandwich
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unappealing sandwich = something Homer would eat
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something Homer would eat = feta cheese in a salad
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tosser = hurler
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= pitcher |
pitcher = beer
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= nectar of fly......... *i fucking love beer* |
nectar of fly = butt sweat
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butt sweat = lickable/likeable
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= you know you want to......... *good one Sticky............good one*:thumbsup: |
you know you want to = one more beer
Thanks fly |
one more beer = one for the road
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one for the road = a great cd
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a great cd = Dark Side of the Moon
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Dark side of the moon = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Ih3IWrbgo
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people in grass houses, stowing thrones
= Gilligan and the Skipper. |
gilligan and the skipper = the closet gay couple
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the closet gay couple = my shirts and my pants
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my shirts and my pants = what i wear in my world
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What I wear in my world
Equals Nothing at all |
Nothing at all
= what's in my cookie jar |
what's in my cookie jar = number 3
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number 3 = number 1 and number 2 all at once
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Number 1 and number 2 all at once equals:
What usually happens. |
what usually happens = likely
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likely = fond of mr. majors
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Fond of Mr. Majors
Equals Jello with fruit in it. |
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= a colourful concoction |
A colourful concoction
Equals Me and my three nuts. |
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a lessened chance of suffering from a meltdown = avoiding talking to this specific guy at work
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avoiding talking to this specific guy at work = superglue one's lips together
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Superglue one's lips together equals
A destructive idea. |
A destructive idea = suicide bombers.
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(You are beautiful)
Suicide bombers equal Retarded souls going back to Hell. (Hey, where are all the virgins?) |
Retarded Souls going back to Hell = My Ex Wife
That's not me.. But she's really hot! I wonder what it is about that avatar that everyone wants to think that it's me. (I'm a guy) |
My Ex Wife = HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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[QUOTE=uncle phil HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/QUOTE]
Equals "Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!) |
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Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce! = Monty Python |
Monty Python equals The World's Greatest Comedy Troupe.
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The World's Greatest Comedy Troupe. = Goof Troop
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Goof Troop = corporal agarn et al
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corporal agarn et al = old tv
(I'd say "really really old tv", but uncle phil might behead me.) |
[QUOTE=(I'd say "really really old tv", but uncle phil might behead me.)[/QUOTE]
with a dull spoon...:) old tv = sylvania black and white |
Sylvania black and white equals one of my former cats
(although her eyes were blue and green, distinctly separate) ((What an odd adaptation.)) |
One former Cat = Yusuf Islam.
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Yusuf Islam = on youtube
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= you can whore yourself out |
you can whore yourself out = you can leave your hat on
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You can leave your hat on equals you won't be here long.
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you won't be here long = don't let the door hit you on the way out
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don't let the door hit you on the way out = where the dog bit ya
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Where the dog bit ya equals "Good boy!"
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= here's your treat......... |
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= Main and Powell |
Main and Powell = beautiful downtown gresham city, OR
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Beautiful downtown gresham city, OR equals a googleable location.
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googleable location = anywhere
(and beautiful downtown gresham city, OR = not far from ItWasMe, btw) |
anywhere = quantifiable everywhere
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Quantifiable everywhere equals qualifiable nowhere
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= the town i live in |
the town i live in = has horsies
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has horsies = merry-go-rounds
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Happy Hour at Moe's equals
Different every day. |
A different day = twenty years ago.
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twenty years ago = a different era
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A different era
Equals What you'll never know. |
what you'll never know = is my hair color real?
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Is my hair color real? = an insincere question.
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= will you play with my johnson? |
Will you play with my johnson? = a tasty alternative.
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= BEER |
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OKTOBERFEST = a good time had by all.
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= licking lollipops and eating oreos......... |
licking lollipops and eating oreos.........
= I would not suggest doing both at the same time |
I would not suggest doing both at the same time = unless, of course, you are the mighty 'flyman'.
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