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(Impossible)
=but you can call him Charlie. |
=sheen
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= martin
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= the start of a nice winter cape
/ actually, that's marten, but who's that picky |
= on a crusade
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= confused, violent, and willing to share
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= six week old kitties
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= toxically cute to superfund proportions
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= ring
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= ding-a-ling (the sound, not you, sweetheart... :) )
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= things Chuck Berry caught you playing with.
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Maybelline
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= cannot, for reasons unknown, be true
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= she done started back doin' the things she used to do...
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= grandma made a pillowfort in the livingroom again
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= she'll go there, but not rely upon it.
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= she's a spitter |
she's a spitter = one of flymans most memorable dates
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= a keg of beer |
a keg of beer = a critical component of ottopilot's unrealized father's day fantasy
but the orange swim-trunks are swell ... the day is young ... optimism! |
= a succulent young lady with a taste for the bizarre
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= paddyjoe:thumbsup: |
= "...look(s) like a fine upstanding young man, i think you'll do..."
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So I forgot my hat and said imagine that.
Then the ghat boys thought I was funny. |
= Ganges Humor.
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just cuz you two wrapped each other in toilet paper..........doesn't mean you should still have to pat the boys ass phil...........chrissakes.......... he hits harder than me man...........i gotta jump on him whilst i can.:oogle: Quote:
= pretty dry humour at that..... ............(sorry,us Canadians like to toss the odd "u" in words like that.) |
= A Mother Superior = A dry Gin Martini with a prune in it
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A dry Gin Martini with a prune in it = Lucy Goosey
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Mother Goose before first pregnancy
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= long before she moved into that shoe...
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Long before she moved into that shoe = worked for the "arch" diocese
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= a pervert in the making.
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= (Blah's) Mom is that you?
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= MILF...
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= An islamofascist cum organized criminal insurgency in the Phillipines
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Quote:
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= Siegfried & Roy
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= one's bitten, one's shy...
(ouch, sorry, great white...) |
= a Steven Speilberg flick with a mechanical shark
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= A need for a bigger boat
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= a bigger man
(i'm no gynecologist, but i'll have a look at it...) |
= Giant Businesman
SNL Phil Hartman |
= lousy in bed.
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= I think I'll paint the ceiling beige
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= "after banging Phil", said Mrs. Hartman
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Quote:
= "i left my panties in his vette"......:thumbsup: (right joe?) |
= the way it's s'posed to be...
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= big block
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= The cosmic leggo
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= Asteroids
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= Atari
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= obsolete game...
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= pong
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= One of the most effective facilitators of rapid beer consumption (if played correctly).
/ Beirut is not Beerpong |
Quote:
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= ugly women...
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= Janet Reno, Barbara Bush, and Helen Thomas in a sky's the limit Burlesque extravaganza.
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= the Tuesday night Men's Ministry meeting at my church
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= in a land far, far away
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= hachi - malachi...
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= The first Italian Restaurant on the Ginza. Try the Soba Puttanesca.
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= gag me with a Ginzu.
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= Scold's Bridle
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= a gold dagger
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= Something that looks pretty, but isn't very useful. Avril Lavigne, for instance.
/ Now I'm not sayin' she's a gold dagger. |
= paris hilton...
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= The premier fleabag accomodation in the French Capitol.
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= a place that sparked creativity in Toulouse-Lautrec.
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= A perspective that allows one to easily look up skirts.
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= My boyhood patent leather shoes.
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= PRFCS
(Puerto Rican Fence Climbing Shoes) |
=impractical footwear.
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= Bunny Slippers made from Real Live BUNNIES!
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= PETA
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Quote:
anyhoo... bread... |
= money...(it's a gas)
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Quote:
= the root of all evil |
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= breeders bound to the boob tube
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= telefunken...
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= Danny Gatton
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= Underrated Globally, Overrated Locally
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= Danny Glover
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= stuck to a toilet seat...
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= my dad with a Bass Pro Shops catalog
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= I take dumps for a living
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Quote:
= natural disaster |
= 2001 - 2009
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= shameful sham scams.
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= 99.68% of all emails "from Nigeria".
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= Spam
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= Hawaiian for Steak.
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= a Don Ho sammich
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= 2 wahinis and lots of tiny bubbles
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= lawrence welk's fantasy dreams of the little lennon sisters...
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= When I grow up, I want to be a dirty old man.
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=Peter Pan
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= a urologist's tool
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= cold metal stiletto
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= adveniat speculum speculorum...
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