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= a tinted midget's spreadsheet
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= When you thank all the little people, this is the definitive reference to use.
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= Camelot.
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= Peter North's TFP Handle
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= stinkyjohnson
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= someone had an anal retentive night
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= open the floodgates this morning
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= when the levee breaks |
= look honey... corn!
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=interesting bathroom moment
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= no period
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= incomplete sentence or possible long-term sentence
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= hey, I'm in mourning, OK?
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= What are you, some kind of goth?
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= no, just emo
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= john wayne toilet paper........rough n tuff,and won't take no shit from no one..... |
= Chapped Cheeks
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= results of sitting on cold concrete too long.
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= It's like a startled turtle
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= No escape is a fast escape
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= yet another thing not requiring repetition.
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= my grandma's third marriage
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= The guy who played the fiddle on Hee Haw
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= Wasn't he Gomer Pyle's stepfather?
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= George Herbert Walker Bush
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= WD-41
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= Even slipperier than WD-40
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= our favorite snake oil salesman
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= rush...
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= my uncle has a country place that no one knows about
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= A fine place to stash an antique roadster after the motor laws come into force.
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= my garage
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= a rather large toolbox
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= to compliment my large shoe and glove boxes
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= Something small, sporty, overpowered, and European, with the top down.
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= Munich's annual "Ms. Munchkin" topless body building competition
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=Come for the muscles, stay for the jello wrestling.
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= TFP mirror...
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= Htrae
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= gobble-de-gook
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= a turkey's innards
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= Gravy on the hoof
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gravy, etc... = riding the rails |
= Ain't nuthin' sweeter
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= than my sweetie when I meet her (... in the morrrrrr-nink)
starts at around 4:06 |
= was a mere child, I say
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= Well I argued with the judge,
But that bastard wouldn't budge Cos' they caught me licking fudge And they never told me once you were a minor |
= Jerry Lee Lewis's defense
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= drinkin' wine, all night long
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= spill the wine, love that girl
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= the Burdon of War
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= The Sly Stone of Buffalo Springfield
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= a damn fine shuffle
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= Lido
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= One more for the road
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= wobbly pops |
= dad's had a bit much to drink
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= "get off of me, you're crushin' my smokes"
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= I don't know why I never seem to score.
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= I showered last week, I think.
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= but now i need to brush my teeth |
= I just rode my motorcycle during love-bug season
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= it's too hot and humid for human life
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= the amazon rain forest
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= World's leading source of mud since the Mesozoic.
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= cosmic ass
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= galactic sex
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= Hubble Porn!
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= Where did you get that special measuring tape?
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= at the metric shop |
= I'd walk a mile for a Kilometer
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= a camel walking a cobblestone street
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= That's one jiggly hump
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= jello mating
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= Why guys like to watch gals jello wrestling
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= the joy of licking something sweet
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= i scream, you scream, etc...
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= Fat Jack's Discount House of Love and Leather (where you can beat our customers but you can't beat our prices) annual Whipping Cream ice cream Super Sale. Going on now, so cum on down!
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=i dunno What the Fuck that all meant.
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= one man's wit is another man's nonsense
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= The sound bite for the Gallagher/Carrot Top debates
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= lots of shouting, screaming and flying food
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= the cafeteria scene in "animal house..."
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= BELUSHI :thumbsup: |
= NEVER let Robin Williams prescribe your medication. NEVER.
/ We do dumb things when we're young, stupid, and freebasing. |
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= Hey, y'all, watch this!
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= I'm too sexy for my shirt.
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= The dreams of Ace Ventura
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= Bogie and Bacall
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= we had it all
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= semi trailer full of wobbly pops :thumbsup: |
= the germ of a '70's movie franchise
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= The Andromeda Strain superstore
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= Another viral marketing success story
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= the president elect
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= something to look forward to
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= 2 fishroom tours and two new breeding teams
/ Sorry, that's a big part of my weekend. |
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