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air mattress in a pool = lazy days of summer
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= an outdoor waterbed
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= Have the cabana boy bring me down something involving juice, rum, rum, rum, and fruit salad on a stick.
(Late to the post, but it still works) |
= didn't we meet on the love boat?
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= Where are they now?: Roger DeBris
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= high school reunion
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= and we still all look the same...
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= I know, we can use botox AND carbonite freezing!
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= how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
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= 10 women per man
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= one sore tongue :thumbsup: |
= The result of uke-ing at an all girls facesitting dojo
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= get your cookie cleaners out *how's it goin' Top?* |
= Woomba! The cute little pink robot that cleans your noonie.
* I am freezing my 'nads off, Fly. It's fucking cold in my garage. * |
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= all the booze :thumbsup: |
= Hide this when Fly comes to call.
:-) |
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1227993273 and it was good freakin' pot too....... |
= Broccoli as a controlled substance.
/ Had I ever seen a terminal cannibus bud, I am certain it would not have been so large. |
=All of America's produce
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= are belong to me
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= all your bass |
= Fishing for the Bottom end
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= scoring anal:thumbsup: |
= 10 points for planned, 20 for "accidental"
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= driving on the sidewalk |
= the way to officer krupke's heart
(gee...) |
= Through his ribcage
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= rip it out,take my heart,you wanted it,from the start |
= Blood and Souls for my Lord Arioch!
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= darth fucking vader........... |
= I find your lack of pants disturbing
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= it's all about the ass :thumbsup: |
= Democrat
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= Republican + Soul
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equals = http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...g?t=1229453820 |
= It says nothing good about your elocution when you let your t-shirt speak for you
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= there is never enough. shirts work over here Top!.........:D |
= time, money, land, or pussy. Take your pick.
/ Herebouts we use bumper stickers for terse philosophy |
=Empty Rhetoric
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= echo
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= cheap transportation
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= running shoes |
Running Shoes = Body Order
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Body Order = Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes
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= conscripted commercial jingle
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= Comet, it makes you mouth turn green. Comet, it tastes like listerine...
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= oh what a relief it is...
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= That was long ago in another country, and besides, the wench is dead.
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= text of a recent statement by Claus von Bülow
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= $17,000,000: Fresh Vegetables.
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= garden plot porn |
= Hard Pore Corn
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= Makes your teeth ache, but oh so tasty
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= Erica Rose Campbell
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= Would not throw her out of bed for eating crackers.
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= penis extension
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= That's surely a feather in your gourd
/ penis gourd |
= a potential plaything
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= The running of the MILFs outside the Hanger Club of a Thursday night.
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= a patriarchal, degrading, stereotypical, recurring nightmare,
that real women fear will never die. |
= Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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= graduate at the top of his crass
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= John Thain
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= NYC on $50M a day.
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= Breakfasts at Tiffany's
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= You know, I think I remember the film.
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= " We're having a good day today, aren't we"
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= g'day, mate...now THAT'S a knife...
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= too bad you brought it to a gun fight |
= Ain't that just like a wop?
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? = I got nothin'?
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= Nuthin's plenty for me
/ Untouchables quote - Sean Connery, when menaced by a knife weilding member of Capone's gang, pulls a shotgun and says, "Isn't that just like a wop. Brings a knife to a gun fight." |
= I make do.
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= Do what you can and let the rest take care of itself.
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=audrey hepburn's pearls
---------- Post added at 07:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:13 PM ---------- = audrey hepburn's pearls |
= Brooch-fest at Tiffany's?
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= george peppard's collar stays in a gallery
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= Hannibal is the fool what gets pitied
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= when an elephant forgets.
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= hell freezes over
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= Hell is Endothermic
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= another convenient story
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= Two priest, a Rabbi, and Jessie Jackson walk into a bar...
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= thump, thump, thump, thump...
(you knew that was coming...) |
= Premature ejaculation (Coming after just four strokes?)
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= best damn round of golf to date |
= Used a frisbee
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= odd job just killed another statue
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= Whirling derby of death!
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= go fuck your hat |
= A new meaning for the term "Ball Cap"
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= a "three-fer" night at rosies whorehouse
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= "you could say she's got it all" AC/DC..........fuck yeah |
= just like bogie and bacall
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