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= Willard?
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= ben...
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= gentle |
= Baby take your teeth out.
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= admission of innocents
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= 20% off at the matinee!
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= coupon that came in the mail
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= Buy one bukkakke video, get a second for half off.
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= you must have read that wrong
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= "when i said Minivan,i meant.......two in the front and five in the rear." |
= I TOLD you I had an appetite!
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= only so much hunger to go around
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= eat me like an oreo cookie |
= lick the cream first
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= The Duke of Wellington's recipe for victory.
/ Explanation: Wellington favored an all out attack at the enemy's strongest point, reasoning if that were defeated the rest of the force could be defeated easily or would melt away. More often than not it worked. |
= sounds like a plan to fail, but apparently works
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= mr. clinton's presidency...
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= what were you looking at?
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= I did not have sex with that woman
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= your loss
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= another man's gain
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= 10 lbs. on the california plan...
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= that's a lot of dope
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= is it too much of a good thing?
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= interesting
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= Jerry likes the herb
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= yes, I do
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= famous last words...
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= never come back to haunt you
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= that's what I thought until "the incident"
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= then I knew what "too excited" could be
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= premature ejaculation...
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= laughing before the joke is over
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= you shake it more than twice,you're playing with yourself |
= I don't care if you shake it out. I don't care if you wring it out. I don't care if you beat it against the side of the stall. There's Always three drops left.
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=no kidding
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= would I lie to you?
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= i won't cum in your mouth and your cheque is in the mail....... |
= I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
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= the voices in my head
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= Sometimes I think they're trying to tell me something. I'm glad I know that dogs can't talk.
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= raison d'etre for the ASPCA
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= Taking all the fun out of Chinese cooking.
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= hiding the knives
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= back-stabbers
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= some former co-workers...
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= past best forgotten, and forgiven
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= my ex-husband
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= oh, that prick!
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= Doc, if you're giving my wife an injection, there, that thing better have numbers on it, or imma cut it off.
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= jealousy
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= What's mine is mine.
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=A hole in the ground is a hole in the ground
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= where New Yorkers ride.
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= underground |
= buried...
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= out of sight
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= jimmy hoffa...
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= mafia
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= cosa nostra...
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= our thing
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= my best friend and favorite toy.
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= Slinky
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= Like many people, almost useless, but fun to watch falling down a flight of stairs.
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= bad doggie, bad, bad doggie!
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= Cerberus smiles. Thrice.
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= equine troika
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=A tripod who is hung like a horse
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= Patrick from Coupling
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= Patrick Swayze
RIP |
= john cameron's sixth cousin, once removed...
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= obscurity, thy name be Cousin.
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= my cousinart -- a food processor
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= Microsoft Food 1.0
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= the virtual breakfast
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= anything at mcdonalds before 10:30am...
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= Uninspired but filling
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= trying to play the bass this early |
= "Turn It Down! Turn It Down! I have Children Sleeping here. Don't you boys no any nice songs?"
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= I play the bass, upright and honest, pizz and bow
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= Bass varlet
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= testosterone retainer
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= Getting the world's manliest lawyer on staff
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="Fuck you,......he's innocent." |
= The defendant here before us is hereby charged with murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices; the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money and contrary to the laws of this state using marked cards and loaded dice.
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=Throw the book at him! Something's bound to stick! Or plea-bargain down to jaywalking.
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= Law and order democrats
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= nobody's nemeses
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= friend of all mankind
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= uncle phil...
(it's on my card...) |
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= crazy bastard that dresses in toilet paper |
= taking the fifth
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= my last journey to the ABC store...
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= Handle of Bourbon, Handle of Dark Rum, Handle of Gin, Handle of Vodka, Fifth of Tequile, Fifith of Light Rum, Fifth of Triplesec, Fifth of Macallen; Angostura, Orange, and Peychaud; Sweet & Dry vermouth. That ought to cover it. Ya.
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= Where's the fucking bouncer?
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= Pair of 'em up front
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= Nice tits!
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= pretty birds...
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= British babes
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