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= stone cold sober
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= totally unsuited for dealing with quotidian life.
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= happy as a clam
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= dion and the belmonts...
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= The intersection of doo wap and Rock & roll
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= somewhere in the mid-brain
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= the active locus of Stiltzkin's mind control beanie.
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= rumpled rapunzel...
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= 10 meters of bed head
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= higher than I can climb out of
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= an empty pool under the diving board...
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= an invitation to a broken head
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= ordering an "umbrella drink" at a biker bar...
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= searching for a savior
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= carrying coal to newcastle...
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= Correctly predicting a miners' strike.
/ Noted colonial merchant and moron Timothy Dexter shipped coal to Newcastle at one point, the ships arriving during a strike at the mine. He made a bundle, entirely by accident. |
= fire in the hole...
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= Natural Redhead
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= my older son and his great-grandmother.
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= Start of the pitch for an intergenerational buddy movie.
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= "She was my best friend."
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= I'd like you to meet my F-150, Loretta.
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= even my pick-'em-up truck has a girl's name...
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= It's hard being the only lesbian in a small town in Alabama.
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= there's a trannie in a small town in alabama...
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= Four speed, manual, from an old Ford up on blocks.
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= good to go
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= ramped up...
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= Dallas TX transportation infrastructure.
/ Dallas has some of the most astounding, interesting, and, nearly beautiful highway ramps I have ever seen. Big, soaring things. Really fun to drive through. |
= the illusion of flying
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= the single best blowjob I've ever had the privilege to receive
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= oh dear, that brings back a fond memory/mammary...
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= Oh where are the jubblies of yesteryear?
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= look a little lower
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= on the floor, baby...
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= Where should we fuck now that we broke the bed?
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= Athletics need substantial constructs
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= Reinforced Jockstrap.
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= well-placed priorities
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= i'm # 1...
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= Self love is often at odds with a clear eyed assessment of capability.
/ Phil, you're #1. No doubt about it. |
= Pie in the sky.
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= Strange weather, but sweet.
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= changeable
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= Houston?
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= Could be smoggier, but not without being set on fire.
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= you mean we can go there?
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= lemme in!!!
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= Dating: The direct approach.
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= nice shoes; wanna fuck?
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= Surprisingly effective for bedding shoe obsessed women.
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= whatever she wants...
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= half, eddie!
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= another tragic accident on Mockingbird Lane
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= Grilled ham and muenster
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= a great pick-me-up...
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= yet another thing I never understood, at least not every word
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= summa theologica...
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= Five Flavored Divinity
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= symphonic diversions
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= The Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain
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(That was beautiful, Tophat, until they got to the ugly part.)
= no wonder the parents objected. |
= but the kids are alright...
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= All right, Mr. Townsend, you're old. What now?
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Quote:
= i think i need a wheelchair. |
= well you know, that you're over the hill, when your mind makes a promis your body can't fill.
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= gravity always works
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= that's the downside...
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= turn over
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Quote:
= apple hehehehhee......:thumbsup: |
= Calvados ore
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= ocean's 11...
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= enjoining each other
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= copulating...
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= Making baby policemen
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= birds bearing badges
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=Adjutant Stork
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(cheese & rice, Tophat!)
= one leg's all I need |
= Sharing is caring; who wants a big, purple drumstick
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= grace first...
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= I'm a confirmed Lutheran
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= Working for Lexxcorp
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= sucking loneliness for pleasure
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= me and my tootsie pop...
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= a one, a two, a three. *** CRUNCH ***. A Three.
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= hooey
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= Louie & Dewy
=Rubbish* *the actual |
= trash...
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= treasure
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= pieces of eight...
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= digits & fractions
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= eighth grade math...
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= !@#$% story problems!
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= the rosy crucifixion...
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= medieval sexual euphamisms
/ hey, baby, you want to light a fire under my alembic? |
= distilled incomprehensibly
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= Lagavulin
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= Islay illicit since 1742
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